With everything that’s going on, it can be difficult to keep up with the truly important topics, topics like “What funny things are happening on Twitter?” We’re only human, after all, we can’t be expected to track absolutely everything, even when those things are this vitally important. But worry not, we’ve got a helpful digest of some of the best recent moments on Twitter so that you can perform your duty as a good citizen without sacrificing your entire day.
Here are 13 funny and important recent Twitter lols from some of the platform’s top ladies.
13. Email etiquette
Honesty is the best policy.
Still thinking about when I began an email to my tutor with "I hope you had a good weekend" and he just replied "Hi Alice, I didn't"
— Alice (@keatsfanclub) May 11, 2020
12. My story will go on and on
“That’s amazing, here’s $2 billion.”
Scientist: Where’s the diamond?
Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 25, 2020
11. I’m picking up good vibrations
We all have our own chosen families.
My Close Friends list is for only my most enduring friendships and also ten people I've never spoken to but I think have "good energy"
— walker (@walkercapl) May 24, 2020
10. In it to win it
Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
High school football players were really like “ ima win this game for you baby” and then would lose 65-7
— CARLY (@carlyynicoleee) May 24, 2020
9. The audacity
The algorithm has a lot of nerve.
The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I liked a show just because I watched 13 hours of it
— tignotaro (@TigNotaro) May 27, 2020
8. The circle of life
It’s the principal of the thing.
your 7th grade english teacher scars you and your 11th grade teacher heals you that's how it goes i don't make the rules
— sel (@selomeeeee) May 24, 2020
7. To infinity, and beyond!
Either way you’re going to space.
Andy trying to figure out what kind of buzz he wants pic.twitter.com/SeYdJndY0g
— Denae (@Duhhh_nae) May 26, 2020
6. Happy birthday to me
Show some class.
it’s so lame when adults announce their own birthday. like, today is MY birthday but you don’t see me sitting here announcing that it’s my birthday today or that i was born on this day
— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) May 23, 2020
5. Comfortable living
I feel personally attacked.
this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had pic.twitter.com/xK7U6dJgBC
— grace ? (@thebiggestyee) May 26, 2020
4. Upstairs downstairs
Signs from the universe that you have way too much money.
My friend found a listing for an otherwise normal mcmansion that seemingly has a little…. fake… town (?) in the basement pic.twitter.com/0VFT6LDgoW
— Filthiest Poster Alive (@victoriaxxviii) May 27, 2020
3. Breaking bread
Divorce him. Now.
I never understood all the fuss around interfaith marriage. Then I watched my non-Jewish husband cut a bagel like this, and honestly, I get it now. pic.twitter.com/6W1rNw7S8R
— ShiraGold (@shirajgold) May 26, 2020
2. There’s no one like you
The fact that this has over half a million likes is so deliciously ironic.
i think its impressive to tweet something with 0 likes….. ur thought was original and unique and no one related to you
— words mean things (@a_busy_woman) May 26, 2020
1. Equal pay
It’s important to stick to your ideals.
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
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