Have you ever been doing a normal, human thing when a thought crossed your mind that made you go… what on earth is wrong with me??
If so, you just might find that moment on the list below – and discover that you’re not as odd as you think!
13. I run.
When I walk up the stairs at night, I still look back behind me like the boogie man might be there…💀 (especially when it’s dark)
— B🐰nny J🍑nes (@iambunnyjones) January 8, 2019
12. Shower shoes are your friend.
https://twitter.com/ishhquinones_/status/1082164629130936320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1082164629130936320&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2F40-people-reveal-their-weirdest-impulses-and-theyre-oddly-relatable%2Falexa%2F
11. A ghost is the only answer.
https://twitter.com/_breezjae/status/1082355686187577344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1082355686187577344&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2F40-people-reveal-their-weirdest-impulses-and-theyre-oddly-relatable%2Falexa%2F
10. Obviously you don’t want to get murdered.
When I’m listening to music in public, I can only have one ear bud in my ear at all times. I need to be aware of my surroundings. I only put both in if I’m on a bus or plane.
— Asia ✨ (@Plane2Asia) January 8, 2019
9. A sad comment on our reality.
https://twitter.com/irmva/status/1082710108977520641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1082710108977520641&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2F40-people-reveal-their-weirdest-impulses-and-theyre-oddly-relatable%2Falexa%2F
8. Stage fright!
I can sing a whole song in my head without really knowing the lyrics but cant recite it out loud
— Jordan🕊🔥 (@Vcksn) January 8, 2019
7. I mean, we don’t. But…
I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window
— angel (@sudxnia) January 8, 2019
6. I blame every RL Stine book I read as a kid.
https://twitter.com/ashnicolee94/status/1082678710208286720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1082678710208286720&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2F40-people-reveal-their-weirdest-impulses-and-theyre-oddly-relatable%2Falexa%2F
5. Maybe, but it’s best to be safe.
I can’t be in a parking garage for to long because I’m always afraid a giant earthquake will happen and the building will collapse and I’ll be trapped under the rubble and die slowly even though i live in an area where earthquakes are extremely rare
— kai🍓 (@missforehead) January 7, 2019
4. When it comes to insomnia, pull out all of the tricks.
I sometimes put Vick’s under my eyes when I can’t sleep . The Vick’s forced my eyes to close , and I get my sleep .
— dependamous prime (@p3psiChulo) January 8, 2019
3. Otherwise you’ll have to get seconds. Yep.
Cutting my food up so the portions are equal. Like if I have mashed potatoes and steak I’ll cut up my steak and make sure I have enough mashed potatoes for each bite
— PG. (@hoIapau) January 8, 2019
2. This is just kind of adorable.
I constantly dance to music, no matter what kind I'll move some part of my body. If no music is even playing I'll move to the song in my head.
— accchmed (@AC_Phlegm_) January 7, 2019
1. I wonder why I stopped doing this.
I chew water bottle caps out of habit 😫
— Clef (@Cleftile) January 7, 2019
Okay, so maybe we’re all strange, but at least we’re together!