I’m not sure exactly when it happens, and it’s probably different for everyone, but there comes a time in each person’s life where they look at themselves and say “I am officially too old to have roommates.”
And just like that, you can never do it again. You can’t even share a hotel room with a friend for a night or two on a trip, that’s how definitive the decision becomes.
Because having roommates, while a rite of passage, it also a ceremony of pains. For instance, they steal crap all the time, as these anonymous contributors will attest.
13 . Meds
This is where it goes from wacky to criminal.
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12. Ashes
Um, there’s clearly a lot more to this story and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know it.
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11. Credit cards
Gotta give you all the credit for this one.
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10. Silver dollar
According to my cursory Google, these can be worth up to $700 if they’re particularly old and in particularly good condition.
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9. My vape
Maybe she was just trying to help you kick the habit?
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8. Pearl necklace
Don’t make this substitution, btw. Not unless you want to end up with a very embarrassing hospital visit.
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7. Weed
Problems of the young.
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6. Pain meds
This really puts people in a bind.
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5. Sugar
Well that wasn’t very sweet of them.
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4. Service dog
I’m sorry, WHAT?
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3. Video games
The few, the proud, those left behind.
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2. Diamond earrings
Wait – exactly how MUCH soda?
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1. Wedding money
That’s awful.
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Hey, so, don’t ever be this person, ok?
Have you ever had a particularly bad roommate?
Tell us about them in the comments.