People being dumb and using the wrong words for things is some of the funniest stuff you’ll ever see. And I pass no judgement – because I’ve definitely done it. We all have at some point.

Besides, the entertainment value is enormous. That’s been well understood for a long time; even Shakespeare used to write characters spouting these malapropisms when he needed something funny to happen. I can only assume, then, that were the bard alive today he would have probably spent the majority of his time on the Subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, a wonderful place on the internet devoted entirely to cataloging hilarious instances of times people meant one thing but said another.

Here’s a collection of 13 of the funniest examples to make English majors die inside and the rest of us laugh a lot.

13. Heck no gecko

15 seconds on spell check could save you 15% or more on embarrassment.

From the gecko from BoneAppleTea

12. New math

Where’s an epic Wendy’s Twitter clapback when you need one?

For what? from BoneAppleTea

11. On fire

*To the tune of Forever Young*
“FlAMING young
I wanna eat
Flaaaaaming young…”

Flaming young from BoneAppleTea

10. Don’t be Shea

Why are you bringing her into this?

Too shea from BoneAppleTea

9. Use the force

It’s a sign of the times.

Forcible future from BoneAppleTea

8. Say your prangs

Fun fact: “prang” is a word that means “crash.”

A prang mantas! Oh no! from BoneAppleTea

7. A funny story

Why anyone needs more than a few chucklebits is beyond me.

giggle bites from BoneAppleTea

6. Near and far

Now I’M not going to be able to sleep thinking about this.

Man, in some near sucks dude from BoneAppleTea

5. Dog day afternoon

This sounds amazing, though.

It’s a doggy dog world. from BoneAppleTea

4. Wild times

I ain’t buyin’. Don’t bring those antics into MY house.

Antic from BoneAppleTea

3. Due date

On second thought, let’s not do it.

"further of due" from BoneAppleTea

2. On a roll

I’m giving you the snake eyes.

Pair of dice from BoneAppleTea

1. Toss ’em

Maybe they do and they threw ’em all away already.

Disposable thumbs from BoneAppleTea

It’s easy to feel a little superior reading over such hilarious and oblivious mistakes, but stay humble. You too will type something ridiculous at some point, and when that day comes your blunder will be but a screenshot away from infamy. The internet is a harsh but fair god.

What’s the funniest example of this sort of thing that you’ve heard?

Tell us in the comments.