Are you a person without ANY children? Well then… hello. You must be well rested and have plenty of money.

For those who DO have kids and are here to relive those glory days of not being responsible for another human being who clings to you until they don’t need you… HEY! Remember all these things and how awesome they were?

Okay, we kid… kind of. But here are 13 times when the childless among us won big time.

1. Ahhhhh… sleep, glorious sleep!

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2. I am responsible for MYSELF, thank you very much!

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3. Yeah, and baby otters grow up to be adult otters, which are almost as cute.

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4. This is what vacation is for… and grandparents…

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5.  You tell ’em Sarah!

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6. These are legit kids. Don’t @ me!

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7. Responsibility tsunami!

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8. Oh yes… this is me. Always. And forever.

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9. Yeah, who cares about a pic of a kid? Let’s see those doggos!

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10. You know, he’s got a point!

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11. Morgan, you’re my new hero. Thank you for this insight!

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12. Cats are kids. Don’t @ me.

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13. Ahhhh… sweet, delicious, peaceful, serene silence!

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So, how do you feel now? Want kids? No???? That’s crazy. I would have thought you’d want them after all!

Well, I guess we can always share our thoughts in the comments, yeah? So do that!