Are you single? Are you single a lot? Are you single kinda all the time except for the times when you’re not which you hardly notice because of all the times you are?
If you said “yes,” to any of those questions, that’s very silly. I can’t hear you, you’re talking to yourself, and this is probably why you’re single all the time.
But never fear, because we’ve got some tweets from people who can commiserate. They know what you’re going through. They know what you’re about. And they’re here to make you laugh about it.
13. Season 1
The writing really starts to pick up after that.
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) November 22, 2020
12. The future implications
Keep this in mind also while staging the photos themselves.
Before you get involved with another person, ask yourself: Is this someone I can see myself cropping out of pictures later?
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) March 14, 2015
11. The low point
Like, below sea level or what?
My ex was like “I know a spot” and took me to the lowest point of my life. I thought he was just gonna take me to El Indio Azteca to get tacos?
— ?.???♀️ (@gabstersssssss) July 10, 2020
10. Overly engaged
It’s getting really scary out here, everybody’s yelling about rings and I think I have to go to some expensive parties.
mom can you come get me people are getting engaged
— Isla (@islajae) December 24, 2018
9. Totally trashed
Man, this is an absolutely brutal picture.
weird to see my exes hanging out pic.twitter.com/zMbOh6NQ4F
— Krista Moy (@moytweetsworld) March 11, 2021
8. Plan A
Wait, were some of you not planning on that?
That’s my plan A pic.twitter.com/PQ4ZcewPAd
— Randy Valerio (@RandyTValerio) June 3, 2021
7. Let’s spoon
I don’t care if I’m the big one or the little one, we’re both awful.
When I match with someone on Tinder. pic.twitter.com/PIoFoJT8mh
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) September 14, 2020
6. Keep up the good fight
I didn’t lose my legs out there for this.
Her: ur so hard
My grandpa bursting into the room: U WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS HARD?
Me: not now grandpa!
Grandpa: …The war.
— El 712 (@YaBoyIowa) August 30, 2020
5. Flag that
And yet somehow it still took me so long to see.
Glad to see my ex is doing well. pic.twitter.com/1aqdlxOgPj
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) March 12, 2021
4. Follow up questions
Get to the important stuff like “Do you watch Parks and Rec?”
Just because you both like the office doesn’t mean you’re soulmates. Lol
Ask some follow up questions.
— M. Alvarez (@macmtpt) June 30, 2021
3. Spelling it out
Ah yes, we all know who you’re talking about.
I want a girl with good grammar, but a sick mind. Like, her texts always have punctuation, but she's going to Hell for the stuff she says.
— The Captain (@sgrstk) May 24, 2016
2. Too tired
Come on man, I need a nap.
Hot girl summer sounds exhausting ?
— Beezy. (@ASHLEY_BEEZY) July 6, 2019
1. Stick to the plan
This feels like a test.
SO I’m at ulta & there’s a guy buying a perfume & something else & the girl in the register goes like “oh you are super cute can I get your number” & this guy goes like “can I give you my gf # so she can get the rewards” & if this isnt what god has planned for me I don’t want it.
— ? (@shanxndra) September 26, 2019
Stay strong, single friends!
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