How has your week been? Ours has been pretty good, and it’s mainly because we’ve found these 13 fierce tweets from the ladies that will make you LOL.
Get ready kids, because you are not ready for this jelly.
And next time you wonder if anybody has done anything for you lately, remember this list and smile.
priest: do you promise to love your partner until cancel culture do you part?
bride: and I oop
groom: and I oop
priest: sksksksks tea I now prounounce you skinny legend and wife
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) September 20, 2019
2. Oh Twitter… you’re so Twitter…
Twitter: Its time to impeach Trump
Also Twitter: climate change is going to end us all ?
Also Twitter: Herman Munster DOES eat p*ssy!
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) September 27, 2019
i can only orgasm if a dude says “EA sports. It’s in the game” to me. and it has to be a good impression of the voice.
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) September 27, 2019
4. Malcolm is all grown up!
Could’ve had a bad bitch. Malcolm Middle https://t.co/RoqbLLP4Ar
— Jasmyn (@JasmynBeKnowing) September 26, 2019
5. Good luck!
please be nice to me today i'm currently trying to explain incels to my mother.
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) September 26, 2019
6. That show is fierce AF!
WHICH SUCCESSION CHARACTER ARE YOU? i am the stolen and discarded pack of batteries.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) September 26, 2019
7. You’re a star!
Me when I meet your new garbage boyfriend https://t.co/9xehkMIQ7W
— the scary version of “Sady Doyle” is “Sady Doyle” (@sadydoyle) September 27, 2019
8. Sup Solo Han!
literally every guy in my high school: https://t.co/nUSBZGfg6Q
— Sabrina (@SabrinaFon) September 27, 2019
9. Yup yup yup
I'm sapiosexual, or as my therapist calls it, "only attracted to people who aren't interested in me"
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) September 21, 2019
10. NEVER do this!
Me, googling 'sore throat':
website: its a cold
website: it's allergies
website: it's a cold
message board: my cousin had a sore throat and 15 minutes later a live snake emerged from his throat and he choked on the snake and died.
Me: I'm going to die.
— ?Boo-cy Hub-orb? (@clhubes) September 22, 2019
11. So chill
are penguins ever like holy sh^t everyone loves me all I have to do is walk
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) September 27, 2019
12. My kind of feud!
the category was “what would steve’s wife say is his best quality?” https://t.co/9xaOkuurAC
— marisa kabas (@MarisaKabas) September 27, 2019
13. So awkward…
Every single day I say to myself “just greet your coworkers in a normal way when you walk down the hall” and then every single time I see someone I somehow do this???? pic.twitter.com/fsFotOWolo
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) September 27, 2019
Yes, that just happened. And we’re all better for it.
What were your fave tweets? Let us know in the comments!