Sometimes you come across a tweet that hits just right.
It hits so good, you gotta pass it on. It strikes just the right kind of chord in your soul, such that it resonates with the frequency of your being.
In other words, it’s funny, and you wanna share it with people.
That’s why we want to share these tweets with you. Be blessed by them. Namaste.
13. I’ve got a golden ticket
Well suddenly Grandpa Joe jumped right up as soon as there was something to do, so.
Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are
— Emma Ketchum (@emmaketchup7) February 17, 2021
12. I’m the bad guy
manipulative people really be like oh so now i'm the bad guy for being the bad guy
— ً (@artfuIchaos) February 17, 2021
11. Fruits of your labor
Nah, I’ll just stick to my horrible self-destructive coping mechanisms.
Any time a friend recommends their therapist it’s like… I’ve seen their work. Not for me.
— Justin Clark (@justinhclark) February 16, 2021
10. The zone
Why do I even have a brain if it’s gonna do me like this?
When you have to read the same page over and over cause you keep zoning out pic.twitter.com/r0taRt5g5Q
— Toby’s Wurld (@TobysWurld) February 17, 2021
9. Welcome to heck
It’s fine, we’re all fine, nevermind, don’t worry about it.
All of us tweeting from our personal and collective hell. pic.twitter.com/xI6jhHwNp0
— Octavia Butler knew… (@NotNikyatu) February 21, 2021
8. So close but so far
Do they even still do the mailing option? Is that a thing?
Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”
— The Emperor (@GiftedAsia) February 18, 2021
7. Decisions, decisions
All of them wrong.
A short story about decisions ? pic.twitter.com/smdHGQ8bwR
— Paul ??? (@PaulLaugh45) February 16, 2021
6. Friendly faces
Why did ring lights become such a big thing?
You know there are other ways to light your face that don’t give you demon pupils, right?
POV: Your company’s HR director is about to fire you on a Zoom call pic.twitter.com/sQLZbb5Wa0
— WandaDirection (@TheMattChuChu) February 20, 2021
5. Big gulp
That’s your body taking this moment of quiet to remind you that you’re ~severely dehydrated.~
Me at 3am: pic.twitter.com/Gfcu0UsXL7
— AM ? (@reIagz) February 18, 2021
4. Make it blue
Yeah, what’s their deal anyway?
I would like an origin story about these three hot messes. pic.twitter.com/vV7LHWHfSN
— nick gagatrondra (@OneAngryRainbow) February 18, 2021
3. A true fantasy
I wasn’t expecting this out of you today.
babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 16, 2021
2. The big trade off
And let me tell you exactly how many people care about that.
“are you ok?” no but I’m funny
— flamin nora (@katierpacker) February 18, 2021
1. The chug
When you’re sure this time it’s gonna explode.
I hate when the washing machine is on the scary part.
— CLS (@CurtisLSharkey) February 17, 2021
See what we mean? They just hit right.
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