Sometimes you come across a tweet that hits just right.

It hits so good, you gotta pass it on. It strikes just the right kind of chord in your soul, such that it resonates with the frequency of your being.

In other words, it’s funny, and you wanna share it with people.

That’s why we want to share these tweets with you. Be blessed by them. Namaste.

13. I’ve got a golden ticket

Well suddenly Grandpa Joe jumped right up as soon as there was something to do, so.

12. I’m the bad guy


11. Fruits of your labor

Nah, I’ll just stick to my horrible self-destructive coping mechanisms.

10. The zone

Why do I even have a brain if it’s gonna do me like this?

9. Welcome to heck

It’s fine, we’re all fine, nevermind, don’t worry about it.

8. So close but so far

Do they even still do the mailing option? Is that a thing?

7. Decisions, decisions

All of them wrong.

6. Friendly faces

Why did ring lights become such a big thing?
You know there are other ways to light your face that don’t give you demon pupils, right?

5. Big gulp

That’s your body taking this moment of quiet to remind you that you’re ~severely dehydrated.~

4. Make it blue

Yeah, what’s their deal anyway?

3. A true fantasy

I wasn’t expecting this out of you today.

2. The big trade off

And let me tell you exactly how many people care about that.

1. The chug

When you’re sure this time it’s gonna explode.

See what we mean? They just hit right.

Who are your favorite people on Twitter right now?

Tell us in the comments.