I mean, obviously we have no idea how long that might be into the future. Personally, I hope it’s awhile! Naturally.
But no matter if it’s one day or a million, someone will be out there cracking up at these 13 tweets.
13. This is the most NOW thing I’ve seen today.
Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/L7mrWA2xC2
— James (@JayGreatorex) January 16, 2017
12. No, thank you.
me: skincare!
my other organs: please help us .— Sam (@smeezi) July 26, 2017
11. I mean there wasn’t enough parking 20 years ago now it’s probably like battle conditions.
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Austin Sawyer (@_austinsawyer) August 29, 2017
10. Never thought about it that way, did you?
Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV
— Eric Thomas (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017
9. The exclamation points make it true.
https://twitter.com/emilieidler/status/893209121356263424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
8. This cracks me up every time.
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/906880583409614848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
7. Soiled.
No fucking way will I choose the shopping cart that someone left a piece of paper in.
— denise (@Stellacopter) April 16, 2013
6. Can I pet him?
[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
— brent (@murrman5) July 3, 2017
5. Too much upkeep where can I trade this in?
https://twitter.com/frenchielaboozi/status/438886443927502848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
4. It really sets a high bar.
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013
3. Remember every curse word you know, because you’re gonna need ’em.
CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
-don't panic— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017
2. Don’t even try to act like you didn’t laugh.
"Anybody here named Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"— Yorgo to the Lanthipolls (@mtobey) January 21, 2016
1. Things humans do.
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 15, 2017
Keep on laughing, my friends!