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13 Tweets that You Have to Admit Aren’t Wrong

Source: @AndrewTCollin in Twitter

Maybe my favorite show of all time, Futurama, coined the phrase “You are technically correct – the best kind of correct.” It’s a funnier line in context but technically correct is definitely the best flavor of correct when it comes to jokes.

When tiny truths you never thought about get framed in a perfectly novel way, the result is comedy gold. Here’s a few examples from the good folks on Twitter.

13. Not a flotation device

12. This week, on making an open-mic-er

https://twitter.com/JeffKasanoff/status/1230013174713159686

11. *mic drop* *beat drop*

https://twitter.com/AndrewTCollin/status/1001890887419514880

10. It’s the true measure of society

9. You can do anything…once

8. Then why to they call it yellowcake?

7. So I’m not drinking alone?

6. I think I need a charger

5. No one nose the truth

4. TIL foods have genres

https://twitter.com/makahiya13/status/1223037212691963904

3. They couldn’t really reschedule it

2. Decimated by decimals

1. She’ll outlive us all

Man. If being right in jokes is wrong, then I don’t want to be…wrong. Hmm. Ok, I confused myself with that one, I’ll need to go workshop it for a while.

What’s your favorite technically correct joke?

Let us know in the comments.

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