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13 Valuable Tumblr Posts We Put in the Vault

Source: rehlaxe/hotcommunist on Tumblr

Tumblr was founded by a high school drop out by the name of David Karp when he was just 17 years old. 6 years later he sold the platform to Yahoo for a little over a billion dollars. That’s an awful lot of money for a site dedicated mostly to Harry Potter memes, but I guess it’s no surprise when you really think about it. Tumblr is a huge, welcoming place where creativity and individual output is emphasized. The result is some really incredible and poignant stuff, as well as a true treasure trove of absolute lunacy and silliness that just keeps me clicking through for more.

Here are 13 random posts that prove Tumblr is worth every penny of a billion bucks.

13. Bombshell burial

Hey, UK, everything alright over there?

https://www.tumblr.com/thetomska/173671245888/tumblr-im-begging-you-please-let-me-reblog-the

12. Wake up, moon sheeple

I definitely have a firm grasp on correlation vs. causation.

https://www.tumblr.com/hanniepee/111776394335/nickthegeekbear-hotcommunist-rehlaxe-have-you

11. Bi-lociraptor

They say their vision is based on cuteness.

https://www.tumblr.com/smilingformoney/139387035471/phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess-shinobicyrus

10. Pie, pie, pie

I didn’t ask for this and I don’t want it in my head.

https://www.tumblr.com/flame-cat/172795065209/im-bout-to-trigger-yalls-fight-or-flight-reflexes

9. Linguistic evolution

“B’mood” sounds Shakespearean, honestly.

https://www.tumblr.com/admiralrainbow/164833571443/desivampire-batbitequeen-desivampire-we

8. Nightcrawlers

You won’t wiggle out of this one.

https://paperbloghouse.tumblr.com/post/172867842657/this-statement-dealt-10-damage-to-everyone-in-a-2/amp

7. 7

I have always been this classy and I always will be.

https://www.tumblr.com/stylingonlife/142057476711/reallyreallyreallytrying-me-drawing-7s-with-a

6. I sure hope it does

There are somewhere around 500 million Tumblr users, btw.

https://reptro.tumblr.com/post/173963714591/e-seal-vt102-e-seal

5. Disappoint-mint

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the freezer.

https://www.tumblr.com/skeleslime-phantom/172472155959/popular-opinion

4. Mood swings

My reformation was brief but refreshing.

https://www.tumblr.com/pukicho/169899403030/rocketrandom66-pukicho-rocketrandom66

3. Vaporized

I didn’t realize this is what they meant when they said smoking kills.

https://www.tumblr.com/sydnieglover/173969021339/gamarai-spaffy-jimble-swarnpert-if-you

2. Dirty jobs

My guess is “boy oh boy there are some good paychecks.”

https://www.tumblr.com/captainignis/85512717503/beksboys-sometimes-i-wonder-what-the-voice

1. Music frenzy

Things are officially out of control.

https://passthatdutchbymissyelliott.tumblr.com/post/67828628313/monkeys-in-the-arctic-whats-next-vampires-on

If those 13 posts alone aren’t worth the GDP of Grenada then I simply don’t know what is. Thank you Tumblr for your great service to mankind!

What, in your opinion, is peak Tumblr?

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