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You smell that? We got some fresh out of the oven tweets for you here today. Home made and hot on the plate, just like Grandma used to make.
Savor each bite and enjoy these 14 new(ish) tweetly treats.
14. Let’s get physical
I looked at it for a solid 8 seconds before it clicked and now I feel stupid.
onlyfans in bio pic.twitter.com/dOa7kFfcDZ
— ♡ archi ♡ (@nxtlvlarchi) September 4, 2020
A picture is worth at least a thousand words.
Decided to recreate my favorite meme💀 pic.twitter.com/4paCa9Igyc
— 👑🌺ChiTsanzo (@lordtsanzo) September 5, 2020
12. City slickers
Cool, so you know your way back out then?
“i’m in your city” well you shouldn’t be❤️
— a (@brokeangeI) September 5, 2020
11. At least you tried
Here, have some gym shorts for your face.
So my university provided us with masks pic.twitter.com/kTmvDX2Trf
— Beth Whitlock (@beth_whitlock) September 4, 2020
10. Growing older
Where’s all the wisdom that was supposed to come with this age?
my dad: you'll understand when you're older
me, 25: literally what the fuck is happening ever
— that one seal (@ellewasamistake) September 4, 2020
9. Bottomless regret
That face when it’s noon and you’re already spent for the day.
Before mimosas vs after pic.twitter.com/tw16s45p5P
— alina (@alinamarie____) September 5, 2020
8. Milky white
What we will and won’t put in our bodies is basically a crapshoot.
People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then……. do coke!!!!
— September Photo Shoots Available (@pastrykream) September 4, 2020
7. False dichotomy
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
i’m not american im gay https://t.co/aKkE1FZms5
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 5, 2020
6. Quit your sass
Squidward is bitter because he knows in his heart he should have a better life.
Squidward was so bougie like he didn't work the same job and live on the same street as SpongeBob 💀
— jas⁷ (@unfxxkwittable) September 4, 2020
5. Shut it down
Um, you sure? Cause I don’t think most states actually got the memo.
Call me the United States the way i'm never opening up again
— 🐣 (@JuiceKing5x) September 5, 2020
4. No peeping
If I need to write, delete, and repeat nine times before sending that’s my business.
I hate ppl on Snapchat that wait in the chat as U type…mf can I get some privacy??
— WEYLA. (@sothtskeylaa) September 5, 2020
3. Cat’s out of the bag
If you’re not about those felines how are you even living?
me @ non-cat people pic.twitter.com/QuHg2kb4VL
— ian (@looongpause) September 3, 2020
2. Let me get this straight
Is it weird that this is making me hungry?
taylor swift during 1989 era pic.twitter.com/DuTWsQss1E
— Benjy ⁷ (@REDfolklore) September 6, 2020
1. Poor coverage
Well, I’m definitely getting mixed signals.
I don’t give a fuck about cellulite. Does it look like I work at AT&T???
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) September 5, 2020
Absolutely deliciously delicious! Finally some good freakin’ internet food.
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