‘Do Not Disturb’ signs are usually pretty straightforward. They usually say…Do Not Disturb.

But these masterpieces are something completely different. They’re inventive, funny, and clever. And they’ll still keep people AWAY. Which is the point.

1. Don’t mess with her

Warning, she’s pregnant!

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2. Don’t even think about it

These things do not include you, friends!

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3. One exception

JLaw… crack that door and sneak on in.

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4. They will weep

They might even throw their poop at you.

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5. Okay…

I’m guessing some hanky panky is going on.

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6. No thanks!

But hey, I applaud your honesty and sincerity.

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7. Understood

But… there’s a guy actually named Bob Mess???

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8. Never interrupt a nap. Ever.

You’ll regret it!

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9. Keep it that way

Stay out there. kthxbai.

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10. Sounds like you shouldn’t go in

But… how could you interrupt if you’re dead?

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11. From the man upstairs

A simple dare from up there.

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12. A lot of rules here

Just walk away, friends!

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13. Artistic

This is the guy who will be staring at you if you open the door. So… there’s that!

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14. I’m busy

But there’s ALWAYS room for puppies!!!

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So yeah, those signs are hilariously wrong, for all the right reasons!

What do you think? What are your faves? Have you ever created a sign like this?

Let us know in the comments, fam!