If you love funny tweets from the ladies in the house, then you probably already know that the material out there is literally endless.
That said, there are standouts every day, and every week, and when we were rounding up the most recently brilliance, these 12 women came out on top.
There’s just something about a good joke that starts your day off on the right foot!
11. This is the worst lie we tell ourselves. We’re always late for work.
You don’t have time Linda! Get it last night.
“Imma get gas on my way to work tomorrow” pic.twitter.com/XY4TClPvVC
— its me. (@DuhItzMiaaaa) September 11, 2019
10. Stone cold mom humor.
Damn mom… why so fierce today?
My mom didn’t have to do me like that… pic.twitter.com/brZfCe53iD
— Kᗩᖇᗩ (@kara_sabovcik) September 13, 2019
9. This is good life advice tbh.
Gotta take those mental health breaks!
College taught me to have a time limit for emotional breakdown. Like cry for a minute. Move on. Continue studying. Def NO TIME FOR SLACKING OFF!!!
— enola? (@imnotsab) September 11, 2019
8. Then you grow up and realize fruity drinks are pretty delicious sometimes.
Ugh… who SHOOTS whiskey. Gack!
Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey”
8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing
— Moopes (@Moopes17) September 6, 2019
7. I mean we all do English class differently, okay?
You can be beautiful AND be eloquent. There’s no rule against it!
me still putting on my lipgloss after my middle school teacher told me “this is English not beauty class” pic.twitter.com/dcJttQO3zY
— Aja? (@Ajanaenaexo) September 10, 2019
6. Mostly reposting for the user name.
Shhh… it’ll be our little secret.
me every time a guy holds eye contact with me in public for longer than three seconds pic.twitter.com/tTR2XVqZDy
— sergeant dick lips the third (@TeahLhompson) September 11, 2019
5. That makes more sense than a tapeworm, doesn’t it?
But… how did that onion get in there, tho?
my stepdad found a tapeworm in the shower so he put it in a ziplock bag with some water so it wouldnt die and brought it to the lab and this morning they called and said sIR THIS IS AN ONION pic.twitter.com/ScIHlEBrgW
— Ⓜ️er (@mermoneyy) September 5, 2019
4. I mean…that’s what you do with birthday cake.
Unless… you’re a pig?
this is literally how birthday cake works pic.twitter.com/cB6HlooWof
— Liz Franczak (@liz_franczak) September 9, 2019
3. Brains are funny sometimes, the words they pull out.
Dads gotta dad!
my dad on the phone: S as in Sam, O as in octopus
— Anu (@anugov1) September 11, 2019
2. This is so true and like everyone, even bosses, know it.
But… they don’t necessarily LIKE it.
why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day
— s*d (@06fordexplorer) August 7, 2019
1. Yeah you’re going to want to steer clear of that.
Alright, something is wrong. Just tell me!
Boyfriend: what’s wrong?
Girlfriend the rest of the day:
— Meduza? (@INKdMajesty) September 13, 2019
I’m inspired to up my tweeting game now more than ever!
Are you into Twitter? How do you decide what accounts to follow – the social commentary? The humor? The scathing comebacks?
Let us know your style in the comments!