Having a weird day? Not to worry, Twitter is here for you. At least the funny parts of Twitter are. No matter what’s going on in the world, we can always rely on the funny women of Twitter to grace our brains with short-burst wit that would make even the strangest days a little better.
Here are some great Tweets from the week to give you the boost you need!
14. 20 questions
Please bear with me during this difficult time.
if i say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m trying my best
— phoenix (@pmfphoenix) April 23, 2020
13. And Dr. Dre said…
Have we also considered enlisting the talents of Dr. Who?
Have we considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as we have apparently gone through all other available doctors
— Jane Coaston 🏔️ (@janecoaston) April 17, 2020
12. Share the love
These are the sacrifices we make for our children.
when my phone is charging to my computer but my computer isn’t plugged in, it feels like The Giving Tree, does this make sense
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 25, 2020
11. Master of disguise
This is so painfully hilarious to read.
One time the pastor at our church showed up and sat in the back in a very elaborate “homeless man” costume and then when service started he ran up on stage and accused us of not reaching out or talking to him and it’s like.. we just didn’t wanna mess up his bit
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 25, 2020
10. Help me help you
I said I understood, not that I was going to do anything about it.
https://twitter.com/ajiswriting/status/1253349955462483969
9. Agree to disagree
Your honor, I would like my own remarks stricken from the record.
I delete tweets because I do not agree with myself
— Asia Leigh (@asialbx) April 25, 2020
8. Saucy
I personally will not hesitate to kink-shame a sandwich.
The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom pic.twitter.com/kCiHCUnstE
— linds (@Lwowwy) April 21, 2020
7. The Mandela effect
This confirms my hypothesis that we are definitely living in the wrong universe.
I do not care what ANYONE says. When I was younger, it was spelled Chik-Fil-A. I promise you. Not Chick-Fil-A.
— mrs. payne (@MadeNChynna) April 17, 2020
6. I left ’em dead in the aisles
…the trouble is, they started that way.
my parents coming to my dressing room after watching me die on stage pic.twitter.com/74CAPPkvHX
— lolly (@lollyadefope) April 24, 2020
5. I have seen the ‘Memes”
I literally do not see anything unprofessional about this.
Ah crap… pic.twitter.com/P4NNc95cgf
— Flora Gill (@FloraEGill) April 22, 2020
4. I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth into the pockets me people like me, down on their luck…
How I used to begin work emails: Hi!
How I begin work emails now: pic.twitter.com/XaDAyNWHQ1
— Hannah Long (@HannahGraceLong) April 22, 2020
3. Act now!
You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
when you’re hesitant to cop and now it’s out of stock pic.twitter.com/mf5Pcxwewg
— raya (@sheisraya) April 25, 2020
2. Love hurts
How many licks to get to the center of my pain?
you haven’t felt pain until you cut your tongue with one of these. 😖😭 https://t.co/kdFefRnr0K
— changsta 🌶 (@KaysWay0) April 20, 2020
1. No Nuthin’ November
Psh. Try a year and get back to me.
https://twitter.com/cyrilswh^re/status/1252918160166129665
Hope you enjoyed those as much as we did. Keep the joy alive on Twitter and throughout the internet, we all need it!
Who’s your favorite funny lady on Twitter right now?
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