Drunk people are famous for being hilarious, most of the time because they have no inhibitions and will do and say cr*p that no one sober would dare. As long as your friends are being safe(ish) and not making themselves sick or putting others at risk, you can get some pretty funny stories (and dirt) by being the one who stays sober.
Like these 14 people, who managed to capture some priceless inebriated moments, courtesy of their friends.
14. When those little surprises show up at your door.
Watch the mail 3-5 days after getting wasted at home.
13. When you know, you know.
I guess there really is someone for everyone.
a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!
— Kelly O'Connor (@heyitskellyy) March 3, 2020
12. At least the boss was cool with it.
At least it was on a holiday I guess.
I was trying to drunk text my gf last night but sent it to my boss instead lol pic.twitter.com/u2LKqDi73u
— jduo (@j_duoo) November 24, 2017
11. I need to know how long this went on before someone stopped him.
Surely he was there with friends?!
10. She’s trying to what, exactly?
Maybe it was a hint about wanting pearl earrings?
9. I fail to see the issue.
Cheese is always an appropriate snack, however you eat it.
8. How does one even go about messaging an airport?
Also, I’m sure the airport is glad to know someone cares.
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy…. Not me…. What the actual fuck was going through my drunken mind ??? pic.twitter.com/fK2XT8Hdtq
— Annie Severn (@annievicvic) September 27, 2016
7. Wow, that is really special.
And he called himself out. Props.
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text pic.twitter.com/weNp3OILqk
— OwlKing (@losingseIf) February 1, 2015
6. I don’t know why this is a thing that exists.
I kind of want it, though.
5. 1% Frosted Flakes.
No word on what percentage of weed, though.
4. Not sure he’s going to get another date.
Depends on her sense of humor, I suppose.
Last night I was dancing with a girl and I told her I needed to pee but instead ran 2 miles home in the middle of the night by myself. Why? Cuz I was nervous and drunk me thought it was a completely normal thing to do.
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) June 30, 2019
3. Bless his heart.
I bet he was so proud of himself, too.
2. Probably the correct response.
Drunk you had your best interests at heart.
drunk me deleted my bank app after checking my balance, idk what he saw but I trust his decision entirely.
— azula banks (@chirpsehurts) May 29, 2019
1. Omg you can’t even tell it’s a pizza.
I guess he forgot to set the timer.
I’m so happy that cell phone cameras weren’t really a thing when I was in college. Seriously.
What’s the funniest thing you ever caught a drunk friend doing?
Tell us about it in the comments!