Endless wars are brewing between the different generations – Millennials and Boomers, Gen Z and Millennials, Boomers and Gen Z. Everyone is involved except Gen X, which is exactly how we like it, thank you very much.
Just keep ignoring us. It’s easier for us to do what we want that way.
The 14 questions below are for the Boomers in our lives, and I gotta say…we really need answers. So listen up, and pass it on!
14. They’re not just regular laughing, okay.
They’re REALLY LAUGHING and peeing their Depends.
why do boomers love the “?” emoji so much? i don’t understand
— karson ????? (@karsongoble) June 26, 2020
13. My guess is it’s because they can’t hear.
Or maybe they don’t know where their caps lock key is.
Real question: Why do Boomers type everything in all caps?
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) February 11, 2020
12. They have nothing else to do and nowhere to go.
Unlike you and your fancy Netflix.
This meeting usually lasts 20 minutes. It’s been 1h14 minutes and there’s no end in sight. Why do boomers talk and talk and talk and talk and-
— ahmierda. #BLM (@ahmierda) June 25, 2020
11. They didn’t grow up with computers.
And no, they don’t want to learn.
why do boomers all have such a strange relationship with capitalization and punctuation
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) November 12, 2019
10. Their suspicious radar is just a bit off.
You’d think it would be all or nothing.
How come boomers won’t click to update their system but will click ANY link in an email? pic.twitter.com/XD34pQaPPy
— Wkd Gyal Marsha (@SamHarrisonEmm) April 1, 2020
9. The minions are universally funny.
Idk why they’re talking about god, though.
Another thing: WHY DO BOOMERS LOVE THESE MINION MEMES??? pic.twitter.com/7aqYL5Zb6R
— snow beef the meat queen (@georgianbae) June 27, 2020
8. You guys they can’t hear.
THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU OR THEMSELVES.
Why do boomers have to be so loud when they're talking on the phone? pic.twitter.com/lD8LIMRtSy
— ᜉᜆ᜔ᜇᜒᜐ᜔ᜌ ᜋᜒᜁ (@patooodles) June 25, 2020
7. They remember the days before plastic, that’s why!
Remember the days before paper money?! No one does, but it happened.
why do boomers get so pressed about younger people not carrying cash why is that a thing
— hannah ?? (@hannahezwawi) June 25, 2020
6. The periods are obviously very important.
Like I said, they have time on their hands.
Why do boomers always write ok like O.K.? Anyone else notice this?
— Frank Hegarty (@frankhegs) June 26, 2020
5. All the serious plagues have “the” in front of them.
Which is odd, because they’re not really taking this one seriously.
why do boomers call it “the covid”
— em (@iliwysem) June 24, 2020
I am laughing so hard at that one word.
Why do boomers use ellipses like this pic.twitter.com/OAOkJC8LJN
— raina (@quakerraina) June 22, 2020
3. I guess they think jamming it in is the answer to everything.
Hahahaha I’m funny guys.
why do boomers feel the need to push their card into the chip reader like it's gonna fall out, like Susan, the chip reader is smarter than you at this point you really don't have to jam it in there
— abby (@abbyfmedina) June 26, 2020
2. That doesn’t even make sen…
Oh. Because of the lying fake news I guess.
I don't even have a TV, I guess my computer monitor counts but it has no tv channels on it.
Why do boomers still believe everyone watches TV https://t.co/JNqOHoVv1p
— Arty-FFD (@artffd_24) June 28, 2020
1. It’s a question for the ages, to be sure.
I wouldn’t ask one directly, though.
how come boomers think they know what's best for today's world when they still need to ask millennials if an email they received is fake.
— Bethany Boyd (@MrsBBoooyd) May 27, 2020
Anyone get answers to these yet?
If you’re a Boomer, weigh in in the comments!