I don’t know about you, but these holidays wore me out. And I’m tired. And cranky. And annoyed.
But let’s change that right this instant!
How about we enjoy a bunch of funny tweets so we can all have a good laugh and get into a better mood? Let’s go!
1. That’s a great idea.
Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look pic.twitter.com/3uMoucwgEO
— ali (@alifanacct) December 22, 2019
2. Why the small fan?
Your fan is so small ,whyyy ?? https://t.co/5L1WXVAAKQ
— jackie (@chivaas15) December 22, 2019
3. I’ll take that deal!
it's that time again where I remind everyone in lieu of s^x ed in middle school I was forced to sign a real virginity card that doubled as a domino's pizza coupon pic.twitter.com/GOBQfe2l2y
— Andrew (@AndrewBellinger) December 21, 2019
4. What am I doing with my life?
Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year pic.twitter.com/28qQP8G9uc
— BBB ??♀️ (@cloud_surferrr) December 20, 2019
5. OH MY GOD.
My friend’s pug went to the vet pic.twitter.com/kP4r5o4ZOQ
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 17, 2019
6. Those shoes are…really something.
Bought a brand new Benz at age 21?
Always strive and work hard for what you want. Can’t ever hate on me until you walk a mile in my shoes ? pic.twitter.com/zlnxq2L6qO
— Brandon (@Brandon225__) December 15, 2019
7. That about sums it up.
When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been pic.twitter.com/icsTPFV9Ea
— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) December 16, 2019
8. A painful but funny joke.
SNL's funniest joke last night:
Chappelle: This is half of netflix's budget on stage
Tracy Morgan: Not me. I made millions on the road
Tracy: No, I got hit by a truck.
If you can come out of a coma and make that joke, you deserve.
— L.A. (@LdotAdot) December 22, 2019
9. Here come the waterworks.
Finding out that being an adult means being responsible for yourself 24/7 365: pic.twitter.com/bofPHQ0JJA
— OMBREE SKIN THERAPY? (@WatchBreOnTv) December 23, 2019
Me when my friend is wearing a nice cardigan pic.twitter.com/Yq5uyjVPZE
— xavier (◕ᴥ◕) (@xaviersoup) December 22, 2019
11. Looks delicious.
Tbh pineapple on pizza not that bad pic.twitter.com/0eE4obgrXz
— Milk Man (@werf7676) December 21, 2019
12. Kid has a bright future.
merry christmas to the toddler I saw running across trader joe's with a giant bottle of peppermint vodka and mom running after him like "no no no no no no" only
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) December 20, 2019
13. She DGAF.
— a grassy plain (@samagsby) December 19, 2019
14. Quite a story…
I’m SO happy I got to marry my BEST FRIEND John Parker? He made me realize why it hasn’t worked out with anyone else ? aka my freshman year homecoming date. I am a HOUSEWIFE with 3 kids by the age of 23????? life is ANYTHING but boring ?I love ARKANSAS??
— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) December 22, 2019
Did those tweets turn your frown upside down?
Did they make the corners of your mouth do a quick flip?
Did you find any of this mildly entertaining?
Let us know in the comments!