They say that the restaurant business is pretty cut-throat and difficult to survive. Which I have to counter by saying that Red Lobster somehow brings in billions of dollars in revenue per year. Explain THAT with your precious science.

But, difficult or not, there appear to be some restaurants that are almost actively goading you into never coming back. Today we’re going to look at a few such examples from the people of Reddit, who might not recommend these particular eateries.

14. Hand starter

Yes I have a question. I’d raise my hand to ask it, but…

Most expensive restaurant I’ve ever been. Chef literally made the starter in our hand. from WeWantPlates

13. The print

What is it with these fancy places and hand stuff?
Also, what is it with my phrasing just now?

A handful of raspberry sauce at a fancy restaurant from WTF

12. If the glove don’t fit

At least we know they’re being clean?

Ordered a pizza from a local restaurant and found a latex glove in it. Bolton UK from WTF

11. Water you doing?

Any drink that looks like that and isn’t lemonade needs to go away.

Went to a local restaurant and ordered a water. from WTF

10. Monsoon

The food in there must be absolutely FIRE.

Just some guys having a lunch in a restaurant during the monsoon season in Bangladesh. from WTF

9. Egg Slut

I know nothing about this place except that I would likely thoroughly dislike the clientele.

How is this a real restaurant name? from WTF

8. What happens in Vegas…

Will cost you $25 a pop, apparently.

Snapped this pic at a Vegas restaurant; they were serious. from WTF

7. Do the math

…ok, but like, I can still poop in here right?

This is a bathroom door I found at a restaurant in Mumbai, India. from WTF

6. The fight?

Um…excuse me?

My friend received this at a hibachi restaurant… from WTF

5. Fly away

Memorialized forever.

The restaurant sealed this fly into the table. from WTF

4. YIKES

YIKES YIKES FOREVER YIKES.

Bed Bugs are not just in beds. These are under a table in a restaurant in Port Richey Florida. from WTF

3. Footlong

I don’t want those toasted, thank you.

A woman standing barefoot on a counter in a restaurant. from trashy

2. What’s going on?

Nevermind, the less I know the better.

Seen at someone’s local restaurant from WTF

1. Night cook

Oh I’m sorry, is it a CRIME to be COOL now?

A restaurant in my town. I think this fits here. from trashy

So, these might be places to stay away from. Forever.

What’s your weirdest restaurant story?

Tell us about it in the comments.