“Better than sex” is usually reserved to describe something really, really amazing (because obviously) – so, you might be skeptical that we could round up not only one but fourteen things that you mind find more enjoyable than a roll in the hay.
And maybe you won’t agree with all of them, but I bet at least a few of them will totally blow your skirt up.
Take a look!
14. For just a minute, you feel like a superhero.
https://twitter.com/kpfallon/status/944634982076739589?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E944634982076739589&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fsex-is-great-tweets_l_5db0d49be4b0131fa9990736
13. Wait, are we supposed to hold it in?
https://twitter.com/clementine_ford/status/1039254227950874624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1039254227950874624&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fsex-is-great-tweets_l_5db0d49be4b0131fa9990736
12. There’s no moment of relief like it.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever lost your phone at an event and then actually had it returned to you
— Stephanie (@Plurprincess_1) September 12, 2018
11. And you don’t even get a followup email blissss.
https://twitter.com/Dr_TacoMD/status/1101158753683103745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1101158753683103745&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fsex-is-great-tweets_l_5db0d49be4b0131fa9990736
10. Still waiting on this one to happen.
yeah …… sex is great but ……. have u ever been able to spell mcconaughey right on the first try
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) March 11, 2019
9. All of the room in the backseat, none of the small talk.
sure sex is great but have you ever caught an uber pool to the airport that didn’t pick up anyone else
— Matt Ford (@JMatthiasFord) October 13, 2017
8. It’s a different kind of happy ending.
yea sex is great but have you ever been to a chiropractor?
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) July 25, 2018
7. There is nothing more satisfying.
https://twitter.com/50shadesofblacc/status/1095608776353300486?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1095608776353300486&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fsex-is-great-tweets_l_5db0d49be4b0131fa9990736
6. And then had the opposite moment when it brought them back…
Sex is great but have you ever watched the school bus take your kids away from you for the day?
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 10, 2018
5. This is one of the best ways to become instant besties.
Sure sex is great but have you ever discovered that you and someone else hate the same person?
— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) April 19, 2019
4. It’s like you can feel your browser heave a sigh of relief.
sure, sex is great, but have you ever finished a long piece of work and quit a browser that had 35 tabs open
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 20, 2019
3. You just let loose and pray no one is monitoring that call.
Sure sex is great but have you ever worked a customer service job and been able to put an abusive customer in their place without being reprimanded?
— homosexual court jester (@sweatpantspapi) January 30, 2019
2. It wasn’t me, it was the universe. Swear.
https://twitter.com/kScodders/status/1041476966355009537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1041476966355009537&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fsex-is-great-tweets_l_5db0d49be4b0131fa9990736
1. You get a timely payment, and YOU get a timely payment!
I know sex is great but have you ever been paid by a client within an hour of sending the invoice?
— Jord Riekwel (@Larkef) January 29, 2019
The best part is, you can even do some of these in public!
Is there something you say is better than sex?
Please share in the comments!