Everyone and everywhere is fair game when it comes to Tumblr’s roasting spits, and we love it because the results are genuinely hilarious, even when we’re feeling the burn.
And this time it’s the United States in the spotlight, and it’s definitely roasting after these 14 hilarious posts.
14. Don’t even get us started on Texas.
13. So very real.
12. Didn’t have to wait very long.
11. Because nationalism is weird.
10. This actually seems plausible.
9. I mean. We probably would.
8. What do you mean it’s not always about us?
7. You’ve got my vote.
6. Well when you put it that way…
5. They’ll figure it out eventually. Or not.
4. A very few of us, but yes.
3. Not technically, anyway.
2. A very fair point.
1. “You went around Texas,” said the Texan.
I am a proud citizen of the USA and I am rolling, y’all. Like, this is PERFECT. Amazing.
What’s your favorite joke about where you’re from? Let’s all laugh at ourselves in the comments!