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You know when you’re on the internet and you’re just scrolling like you do… and then you see that tweet or meme that just NAILS a single piece of existence so well that you simply have to share it with everybody you currently know?
Yeah, we found 14 of those!
You’re welcome Dana!
1. At least it grows and stuff.
It’s like … you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day.
— Al (@alllllisun) June 15, 2018
2. I am raising my hand.
Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea
— blizzy (@BlairAlzuro) June 13, 2018
3. How much time do you have?
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can’t
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you pic.twitter.com/Xxqb3ZXhlk
— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) July 19, 2018
I’m SCREAMING. pic.twitter.com/kH7dqmDMVG
— Fellatio Alger (@atomiclust) July 18, 2018
5. One pillow your kid is just going to rub snot and chocolate all over.
I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25
— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) May 14, 2018
6. If there are alternatives I’m all ears.
The famous cookout table legs pic.twitter.com/vtzTiwVGED
— Juleon KillikellyLee (@juve_kelly) July 4, 2018
7. I don’t see the issue.
me driving: “i’ll hit you bitch”
me walking: “hit me bitch”
— allie (@allieburns_10) June 1, 2018
8. You might be old but you’re not alone.
me, at a club: do you take requests?
DJ: yeah what’s up
me: *slides over $10* please turn it down
— Kevin McCallister from Home Alone ⧖ (@MaxxSIO) July 15, 2018
9. Get a bigger bowl or make a bigger mess. Your choice.
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018
10. Really you should know better.
if I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem
— sarah (@HeySar4h) August 16, 2017
11. “Let’s try this one.”
My debit card feels more like a gift card…not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try
— LoRo (@1Rohde) June 17, 2018
12. What sort of person doesn’t carry all of the groceries at once? Losers.
I'd rather die than make two trips carrying in groceries! pic.twitter.com/LuNXXJJ5nD
— Quid Pro Ho (@HoJoLego) January 17, 2017
13. And scream while I do it.
2006: *spends more on ringtones than the total cost of my phone*
2019: if my phone rings at all I will literally throw it away
— tony (@sadvil) May 8, 2019
14. Your point?
“you always look tired”
BECAUSE I AM TIRED BITCH pic.twitter.com/pVi6dkf98J
— ezra miller’s ugly cousin (@tristehomo) July 19, 2018
See! I wouldn’t have steered you wrong. 14 perfect examples of things that just nail us to the wall.
Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments, fam!
It’s what we do around here…