And now, I present for your enjoyment and approval, a short play entitled “Relatable.”

ME: No one understand me. I am a deep and mysterious soul, formed by currents more numerous than anyone knows. I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, a unique and inscrutable creature unlike all others, who cannot be defined by the molds of the rest of humanity.

ALSO ME: Lol every meme describes me exactly, I’d better tag myself in all of them.

Blackout. Close curtain. It may not be my best work ever but I think it captures the frustratingly joyous spirit of realizing that for as complicated as we are, absolutely no one can escape the infinitely familiar grasp of a highly relatable joke on the internet. In that spirit, here are 13 tweets with a window directly into your soul.

13. Hunger games

Lonely and fabulous.

12. I’m on a diet

Come on, brain, I told these guys you were cool!

11. Cold case

The defense rests…for like, several hours. The defense needs a long nap.

10. Smooth moves

Gleeful nihilism.

9. Giving up

I am once again coming to talk with you.

8. Round the clock

It’s over before its begun.

7. Self-destruct sequence

Initializing in 5…4…3…2…

6. Memories

I don’t remember how to do any math at all, but I remember this.

5. Room to grow

Don’t worry about it, I’m not even here.

4. Here comes trouble

I’ll take whatever you’ve got.

3. Watch this

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

2. Killjoy

I feel like I’m in a bonus stage at this point.

1. You again

The early bird catches these hands.

Now go forth, and send the most relatable of these tweets to the people who you know will freak out over them. In the end, that is the most personal form of communication we have.

Which one is the most you?

Tell us in the comments.