Some tweets make you chuckle but are easily forgotten.
Some are funny enough to demand you share them.
And others will be funny until time immemorial.
That last thing… that’s how these 14 should be categorized (imho!).
14. That’s how he lures you in.
https://twitter.com/jaredtheunseen/status/967232077602217984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
13. Seriously change it.
ME: ugh turn this off, I hate depressing movies
GOD: This is your life flashing before your eyes
ME: Put Ratatouille on
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 26, 2018
12. What did he think was going to happen?
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW
— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017
11. RIP to all that mayo and ketchup.
finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) January 21, 2016
10. The human brain is the best.
Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay 🖖 (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
9. The lesser of two evils.
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
8. Becoming ravioli is a worthy goal.
coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli
— on bluesky at explod.es (@egg_dog) March 7, 2018
7. Goals.
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m
— klaudia (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017
6. Meanwhile your SO or roommates are actually about to beat you to death.
https://twitter.com/syrianbryn/status/907082721381568512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
5. Why so awkward?
https://twitter.com/lovingcheeto/status/905773988034555904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
4. Not a fighter.
https://twitter.com/AbrasiveGhost/status/721395211516121088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
3. He also looks like every teenaged boy taking a photo to please his mom.
https://twitter.com/jfurta_/status/971106504160968704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
2. Someone didn’t get enough sleep last night.
https://twitter.com/tettracat/status/891171972666753024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ftabirakhter%2F51-tweets-that-will-never-ever-not-be-funny
1. I join her in this musing.
I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father
— daisy🍉 (@daisyydiane) June 30, 2017
Agree? You know you do!