There are millions of tweets that go out into the world every day, and a good portion of those are worth reading if you have the time to sort through them for the gems.
If you don’t have the time to sift through everything on your timeline – and hunt down the best and funniest elsewhere – let us just tell you that these are 14 funny tweets you’re not going to want to miss.
Are you ready? Like really, REALLY ready?
Let’s go fam!
13. We’d all like to take a pass.
Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room
— MELBA STAN ACCOUNT (@notmelba) March 20, 2020
12. You made it all the way to day 4? Nice.
*day 4 of quarantine with my family*
my sister: w-
— isaiah(oe) (@wtfisaiah) March 15, 2020
11. He’s just inspired me to do some of my own.
This meal prepping shit easy pic.twitter.com/cJUbeR9l7k
— Kev (@kin6kev) March 4, 2020
10. You weren’t supposed to see that.
Me being discovered after one week of quarantine pic.twitter.com/RNrkgsQ9VI
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) March 15, 2020
9. Just say “bless the rest” and move on.
After ya third sneeze, that’s between you and GOD. I done did all I could do
— _SCORPINKO (@SCOR_PINKO) February 16, 2020
8. Oh my gosh I shouldn’t be laughing but I am.
in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
— mags ? (@magn0liadana) March 16, 2020
7. You definitely know someone whose got this.
friend: i can’t find his insta
— f? (@ffsfatss) January 8, 2020
6. Honestly I don’t want to talk about it.
me telling my future children about what being quarantined was like: pic.twitter.com/MxEvrKQkwT
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) March 15, 2020
5. I hear people cook you meals in there.
Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
— Alicia Keys Sister (@yellowbonemama) January 21, 2020
4. Well that’s the end of that.
aight imma head out pic.twitter.com/gV3J00jF57
— fka sids (@yungsids) January 15, 2020
3. Every time. Just in case.
me sprinkling “but that’s just me” after giving someone advice so they can’t say i ruined their life pic.twitter.com/Tpe3wwfTkR
— HEAD of the man haters club✨ (@XippXapp) January 22, 2020
2. Some day he’s gonna get all the way to the bottom.
men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u………………but its still on my list”
— marsha (@planetmarzzzz) January 19, 2020
1. Better than most of us, let’s be honest.
This dog hit the “woah” better than some of you ??♂️ pic.twitter.com/BonJCZT6gg
— Cameron Peterson (@_cpeterson94) January 23, 2020
I’m legit laughing over these right here at my desk! I mean, there’s not much else to do right now.
I get to do this for a living? What world is this?!? I love it.
Which ones were your favorite? Tell us in the comments!