There are millions of tweets that go out into the world every day, and a good portion of those are worth reading if you have the time to sort through them for the gems.

If you don’t have the time to sift through everything on your timeline – and hunt down the best and funniest elsewhere – let us just tell you that these are 14 funny tweets you’re not going to want to miss.

Are you ready? Like really, REALLY ready?

Let’s go fam!

13. We’d all like to take a pass.

12. You made it all the way to day 4? Nice.

11. He’s just inspired me to do some of my own.

10. You weren’t supposed to see that.

9. Just say “bless the rest” and move on.

8. Oh my gosh I shouldn’t be laughing but I am.

7. You definitely know someone whose got this.

6. Honestly I don’t want to talk about it.

5. I hear people cook you meals in there.

4. Well that’s the end of that.

3. Every time. Just in case.

2. Some day he’s gonna get all the way to the bottom.

1. Better than most of us, let’s be honest.

I’m legit laughing over these right here at my desk! I mean, there’s not much else to do right now.

I get to do this for a living? What world is this?!? I love it.

Which ones were your favorite? Tell us in the comments!