We all love to be a hipster about some thing in our lives – we want to be the outlier, the person who is different from the crowd, or at the very least, the person who doesn’t blindly follow it.
That said, some things are well-loved because they’re deserving and hilarious, and that’s definitely the case with these uber-popular tweets.
16. He must have been a king in a previous life.
My boyfriend always feeds me the first bite of whatever he’s eating. You’d be tempted to think that’s cute but if you know him then you know that he’s most likely using me to check if his food has been poisoned
— Raava (@Winnifred__) January 17, 2020
15. Who is she talking to, though?!
“he’s dead to me” lm*ooo white mom tik tok got me rolling ??? pic.twitter.com/3O6283XZHD
— a bbw has no name (@yawningemoji) March 23, 2020
14. Gotta do what you gotta do to keep those stars.
y’all… i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as f*ck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” lm*o IM GOING TO HELL
— shathuh (@shataaah) January 14, 2020
13. Three is being a bit generous.
Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week
— Jenn is back (@JennEngineer_) March 27, 2020
12. Did you know cats can fly though?
I AM HOWLING pic.twitter.com/FTpbbdg7B7
— Bekka (@valhallabckgirl) March 21, 2020
11. I think maybe we should have specified.
When y'all said 2020 was gonna be a movie….what genre did y'all mean exactly…… pic.twitter.com/iGx8FUh76j
— Trinity | Visual Artist (@TrinityTravis2k) March 12, 2020
10. Just know they’ll definitely talk you into another six months.
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
— Tony Starch (@_CakeBawse) January 15, 2020
9. No one really warns us, do they?
Bruh I would’ve started saving my money in 5th grade if I knew bills was like this??
— Arthur Fairley Jr. (@aj_fairley) February 10, 2020
8. Bahaha we’re all remembering a love for the great outdoors.
I just went outside and lemme just say, THAT SUN HIT DIFFERENT WHEN ITS ILLEGAL
— BRAVEY WEDNESDAY ?? (@WaveyWednesday) March 27, 2020
7. The year that shall not be named.
our kids: what happened in 2020
— O (@onyiukn) March 18, 2020
6. We all have to start earning our keep at some point.
Finally putting these jobless humans to some use pic.twitter.com/eTD2bV4ORO
— usama (@usxma) January 8, 2020
5. I’m not good at math, but…
Me trying to understand how some of you are "quarantining" with different people in your Instagram stories every day pic.twitter.com/ZEiMo2y7a0
— Jon (@prasejeebus) March 23, 2020
4. Yeah, about that…
3. I’ve got this handled, ma’am.
stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
— maybe: safa (@yungsids) February 12, 2020
2. Sometimes one time is all it takes to know it’s not for you.
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.
emphasis on one time pic.twitter.com/N2nULbpNlA
— shosh (@shoshmcgosh) January 22, 2020
1. I honestly can’t decide if this makes him a keeper or a goner.
I told my man I wanted to go to a restaurant where they cook infront of you so he brought me to subway ? pic.twitter.com/lOBYvjyqrG
— ❥???? (@agossotter) January 20, 2020
I have to say I agree – these bad boys are objectively funny! And by objective I mean it’s indisputable. It’s like gravity. It just is.
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