Hey do you have a few minutes? Hopefully you do, because you clicked on this link. Now that you’re here, I just want to show these funny tweets real quick. I promise you won’t get in trouble. Your boss/family/kids/cat will understand. Come on, it’ll be fun!

Sneak these tweets into your day to make it just a little bit better.

14. Cushion cuisine

It’s lazy AND meticulous!


13. Doggo wisdom

Frens, lend me your ears.

12. Those eyes

I don’t think this coffee is fair trade…

11. A dandy boy

When he’s riding and he’s happy, his tail does wagon waggin’.

10. Night spirits


9. Nacho cooking

But honestly it looks delicious tho.

8. Unforeseen circumstances

Let’s be real, this probably happens all the time.

7. The bald savoir

Where are you, Clean? We need you back for one last job.

6. Sleep schedule

Just 5 more minutes, except forever.

5. Bullet time

Well, he’s not wrong.

4. Road rage

If Mario Kart has taught me anything, the yellow light is when you ABSOLUTELY FLOOR THE GAS.

3. Murder most friendly

Gonna chill out to some homicide.


2. Need for greed

This is a level of petty I didn’t even realize until just now that I already possess.

1. Simulation theory

If I just picture every possible thing that could happen and play it out, I’ll be ready for anything.

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