At the time of writing, we’re part way through 2020. Know what that means? That means that the passing of the Equal Rights Amendment was closer to the year 1990 than we currently are. 1990 was 30. Years. Ago. For those of us who had formative years in that decade, that’s a pretty weird pill to swallow, and it’s made all the weirder when we see something from that era that we don’t even realize we had forgotten until it appears on our radar again.
People love to share these bits of nostalgia on various platforms, and it’s easy to see why. They spread like wildfire, and they fill our confused little hearts with conflicting emotions and a desire to go dust off old Nintendos. Here are 15 things from the past that just might jog your memory!
15. Major laser
Before they were relegated to the realm of cat toys, laser pointers were an amazing bit of futuristic technology that allowed every kid to be the worst neighbor ever in one easy step.
https://twitter.com/elplebeJr_20/status/1255924144098570240
14. Solitaire and solitude
I’m still not convinced anyone actually knows how to play Minesweeper.
https://twitter.com/ch_rabeel786/status/1005097936727035904
13. Skip it
This is what we liked to call “the ankle destroyer.”
— ♥️ (@marocistan) May 1, 2020
12. I gotchu
We had “virtual pets” consisting of about 9 pixels. We loved them right up until we neglected them to death.
Was cleaning out some old boxes and look what I found #tamagotchi pic.twitter.com/IBkEd9w5ue
— jay the chapter 12/13 (@jay_viddy) September 30, 2016
11. Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Fun fact, Polaroid actually does not recommend you shake their instant photos. Polaroid can also go shut up.
В общем, откопали этого старичка, а картриджи для него 2 тыщи стоят!😱 (за 8 фоток!!!)#90s pic.twitter.com/U0KagQPTqE
— тётя Дася (@vanilla_marry_) April 26, 2020
10. Click clack
Three decades and I still couldn’t possibly tell you what these are for, but we all had them.
Wait y’all can’t forget about these ones tho pic.twitter.com/Quf3DIhLiX
— Jocelyn Marlene? (@jkillaah) May 1, 2020
9. Spy games
Before texting, we had to get creative with our covert communication.
Huhu pic.twitter.com/8uJSHaMumy
— Asmodeus (@AkifAdwa) May 1, 2020
8. Fish squishes
I was always absolutely sure I was gonna break these. Whatever they are.
Ok but these were lowkey fun asl pic.twitter.com/8LCMblyuMo
— ICY_MIKE100 (@MichaelButts1) May 2, 2020
7. Da bomb
To be fair, I’m pretty sure these are still all over the place around the 4th of July. Even with the same packaging, maybe.
im this old pic.twitter.com/kzphU8nART
— Anthony (@FriskOD9) May 1, 2020
6. Clown around
How is that thing not RIDDLED with holes?
5. Precision
Mechanical pencils were a game changer right up until we realized they suck.
4. One to rule them all
It’s all fun and games until it flies off and hits your sister in the face.
3. PS I love you
The original Playstation was the first game console in history to sell over 100 million units.
2. Hurts so good
These were MINUTES of fun!
1. Smells like pre-teen spirit
Mistakes never felt so good.
I’m pretty sure I had all of these at some point or another, though many have gone the way of garage sales and dump trucks. Ah well. At least their images are preserved on these fine internets of ours, for the sake of us and our posterity.
What’s something else that could go on this list?
Remind us in the comments.