Do you obsess about food? Is it on your mind constantly, even if you just spent three hours at the Sizzler buffet and you know you can’t possibly eat any more?

These tweets are both funny AND true. So dig in.

1. You’re right

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2. I need this life

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3. Finally!

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4. Disagree

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5. It’s that good

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6. Calm down

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7. Too much work

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8. Not a shortcut

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9. Boom

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10. Discovery, volume 1

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11. Discovery, volume 2

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12. Let’s go!

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13. I respect her, too

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14. Meet me outside

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15. Like a pimp with a limp

16. Don’t play with your food

17. That’ll work

I don’t know about you, but now I’m full.