Do you obsess about food? Is it on your mind constantly, even if you just spent three hours at the Sizzler buffet and you know you can’t possibly eat any more?
These tweets are both funny AND true. So dig in.
1. You’re right
2. I need this life
3. Finally!
4. Disagree
5. It’s that good
6. Calm down
7. Too much work
8. Not a shortcut
9. Boom
10. Discovery, volume 1
11. Discovery, volume 2
12. Let’s go!
13. I respect her, too
14. Meet me outside
15. Like a pimp with a limp
How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate pic.twitter.com/kRVUsc6H9M
— Ⓜ️ (@DoubleHMarcus) November 13, 2018
16. Don’t play with your food
Lmfao why did he bite it before? ? pic.twitter.com/yaecVhAXUx
— Male Thoughts (@TheComedyHumor) November 14, 2018
17. That’ll work
I’ll just leave this here. pic.twitter.com/JLaTCRT9Af
— JustJude (@judebax) November 14, 2018
I don’t know about you, but now I’m full.