You need some tweets? Yeah ya do.
But not the BS tweets. Not the yelly-fighty ones that suck us into endless arguments with strangers or the nonsense proclamations from that guy who still lives in your hometown and has yet to read a book – no, those are not the tweets that you or anyone else needs.
The kind that you rightly crave are the silly ones. The funny stuff. The time-wasting fodder of the highest order. And we’ve got it in spades.
Here are 15 of the best funny tweets you maybe haven’t seen already.
15. Ghost with the most
So THAT’S what those bubbles mean.
when they suddenly stop talking to u pic.twitter.com/hp5HpUe5pV
— Eliott💥 (@YourDhad) July 5, 2020
14. Very alarming
I used to use this same alarm sound and I swear I just had flashbacks.
I swear to God this is why I’m always late pic.twitter.com/s5qneiKyJM
— Princess of all Saiyans (@TerryToIdiT) July 5, 2020
13. Can’t leaf it be
Gotta show that piece of vegetation who’s BOSS.
whenever i walk by a tree pic.twitter.com/xSYEUDWiiF
— eduardonut (@eduardonut0) July 3, 2020
12. Saving the day
It’s hard to guess why else God would have made them.
Wife just called jellyfish “Nature’s screensavers”
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) July 4, 2020
11. Work it
Never has a one second clip been so captivating.
the mockingjays when rue died pic.twitter.com/CRl0h6RVyf
— tia (@cursedhive) July 4, 2020
10. Long wiener
I’m truly sorry about that title but I’m pretty much bound by law to use it.
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) July 3, 2020
How is he not our poet laureate?
T-pain be like “I know a spot” and then put you in a mansion somewhere in Wiscansin
— Yung Jedi ㄣ⃒ (@Jerome_Biggems_) June 30, 2020
8. Put ’em up
We thought we were ready. We weren’t ready.
okay July what the hell you got for us pic.twitter.com/CClt9Fm6ao
— M. Salinas (@okMute) July 1, 2020
7. Speak up
This is quality YouTube drama.
Unmuting myself just to say “ok” in the Zoom meeting. pic.twitter.com/rYIJihBW4P
— Theophilus (@teblue) June 30, 2020
6. Let it go
I think it’s time we saw other apps.
I love when FaceTime disconnects & we both decide not to call back
— MG (@KeeshiaRenee) July 4, 2020
5. Funny business
You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better
— Dylan (@Woezzz_) July 3, 2020
4. Feed me, Seymour
True story: I just saw Little Shop for the first time a week ago.
I…kind of regret it.
me tryna leave Lowe’s w/o buying a plant pic.twitter.com/GP02k5ASr6
— Danny! (@danielrbanuelos) July 2, 2020
3. Heavy relaxation
Is this enough yet?
I’m just trying to relax pic.twitter.com/G7qXeHMSsw
— looskilou (@num1_guindazol) July 2, 2020
2. Instructions unclear
I’m gonna tell my kids this was the U.S. Constitution.
Them: don’t overthink it
— Quran teen (@theronalisa) July 5, 2020
1. Splash fight
Instacart is getting mean out there.
bro WHAT pic.twitter.com/R32JD01lYl
— dominique (@agoddamndelight) July 5, 2020
All the good stuff, none of the bad. Like a finely curated museum. That only displays tweets. And is a terrible museum.
Who’s absolutely killing it on Twitter right now?
Leave your recommendations for who to follow in the comments.