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So, this is a collection of hilarious tweets where bros are a bit in the crosshairs. As a card carrying member of the man club myself, I could be offended, but honestly, I’m too tired for that, and I’d rather laugh anyway.
Here are 15 hot takes on the bros out there for all of our enjoyment.
15. Well, actually….
We only know three things and we’re very excited about them.
Men’s love language is telling you facts you already knew
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 29, 2020
14. How does that make you feel?
OK first of all, rude. Second of all, correct.
men are like “i should go to therapy” and then just fucking don’t go
— faith (@twittterfaith) June 26, 2020
13. Private time
Hahaha we’re unworthy of love.
if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing
— sin (@cindyymm_) June 16, 2020
12. Book it
Everybody’s better when you can make them up, turns out.
men in real life ☆☆☆☆☆
men in books ★★★★★
— ᒍEᗰᗰ (@heartbrekk) June 9, 2020
11. Word salad
Wait. Snapchat is still a thing?
it’s been scientifically proven that if a guy asks for ur snapchat and not ur number he has the emotional intelligence of a crouton
— kate (@kaiteasley) June 9, 2020
10. Our spot
Well that’s where we live, so.
men be like “i know a place” and take you to the lowest point of your life
— himbophobe (@P0WERSLlDE) June 27, 2020
9. Agree to disagree
Arguing was invented by Rutherford James Argument when he tried to talk and feel bad simultaneously.
you disagree with a man & they be like “ i dont think u understand what im saying” LMAOOO what?
— Hannah🌟 (@maijayharris) June 8, 2020
8. Bare minimum
It probably only proves your point that I’m admiring how nice that carpet looks.
skater boys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here pic.twitter.com/sBtTCd6UKU
— 𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 (@sincerelyakn) June 28, 2020
7. Slide to the right
I guess I’m the exception that proves the rule?
boobs over ass guys are almost always republicans
— manic pixie (@hannahhighness1) June 12, 2020
6. Break out role
Lol no we don’t.
guys have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves
— zena (@fatjuicyheart) June 12, 2020
5. So edgy
Get it? Because racism.
men be like “women aren’t funny” then say a slur and think it’s peak comedy.
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) June 27, 2020
4. A real trooper
I’ll um…I’ll take your word for it.
military men be on tinder like “who want me?? 😩😩😩” bitch the depths of hell
— morgs (@spacecowbot) June 27, 2020
It’s weird how “daddy issues” became an insult to women when it’s men who fail as fathers.
— 🧚🏼♀️ (@DeeRosee_) June 15, 2020
2. Talking through it
Most. Expensive. Date. Ever.
I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.
— robert california (@lzrdqueeen) June 27, 2020
It’s because he’s the only one we don’t feel awkward talking to while we’re in that chair.
guys have a hard time committing to a woman but will remain loyal to their barber that constantly fucks up their hair
— lili michelle (@lilsmichelle) June 27, 2020
I guess I have a lot to think about. And apparently need to go to therapy. But I knew that already? Thanks, Twitter!
What types of things would you add to this collection of insights?
Hit us with your best shot in the comments.