Tired of reading about current events? So am I. I prefer my media filtered through hilarious Twitter perspectives, thank you very much.

No matter how weird things get, Twitter is always there with a combination of social observations and hilariously poignant peeks into the lives of strangers that just keep you scrolling through for more.

Here is a selection of some of the finest new tweets of the era. Enjoy.

15. Best served cold

I don’t know if he’s a doctor, but I trust him.

14. Marshall law

What even is that place?

13. Let’s get this bread

This is one of those “previously unsaid sentences in human history.”


12. Chatterbox

You sound like a good sister.

11. I can dig it

I wish someone would look at me the way all dads look at mulch.


10. Bear with me

The real story is that Goldilocks broke into a broken home.

9. Put it on my tab

“He’s supporting the family, Karen.”

8. Now kiss

I both love and desperately want to unsee this.

7. A sinking feeling

Nothing a little Skynyrd can’t fix.

6. Eyes on you

Ooo girl, show me that forehead.

5. Consume

I would pay a lot of money to have this ability.

4. Aging

I want to dance all night, or for maybe 3 minutes.

3. A grander scale

It recognized the gravity of the situation.

2. Homeschool hustle

Whoever said “learning is fun” is a liar.

1. Parameters

This sounds like an error message on a horribly damaged computer.

That last one has had me chuckling for days now. I especially love the tiny “state yur bizznes” at the bottom. These kids are serious, and I respect them.

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