There’s dating and conversations and hookups, sure, but like, there’s also this entire weird culture around it. Flirting and game playing and pranking and…venmo panhandling? It’s a lot, so if you’re gonna open that app back up, be ready for anything.
Here are fifteen of the types of anything you might want to prepare yourself for in the world of tinder.
15. Duck buddies
Um. Are we just gonna ignore the plane and the building emojis?
I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but this guy is 6’3.
13. Crab onto opportunity
When you got the facts, you just gotta share ’em.
12. Evolutionary process
I didn’t think tinder would be the pinnacle of biological progress, but here we are.
11. A sense of adventure
Bringing out the big guns right away.
10. A part of me
I mean, you’re not wrong.
9. That adds up
Math nerds were made for each other.
8. You should pay, pal
I kinda wonder how well this is going for her.
7. Basic genetics
Asked and answered, I suppose.
6. Waking up in Vegas
That embarrassing moment when you both show up to the party wearing the same name.
5. A horse of a different color
This guy is too hot to trot.
4. You blue it
This is what happens when you copy/paste the same line for all your matches.
Is your mutual disinterest in each other technically something you have in common?
2. Rhyme time
Not a perfect rhyme, but a solid effort.
1. It’s the pits
I’d sooner commit to a lifetime of matrimony than matching tattoos.
Honestly, I’d swipe right on every single one of ’em.
What’s been your weirdest tinder experience?
Tell us in the comments.