Man, Millennials really just can’t catch a break, can they?
They get ridiculed by everyone who isn’t part of their generation and they seem to be the b*tt of endless jokes. But it seems like they (usually) take the harassment in stride.
Let’s give these young people a break…after we laugh at these tweets making fun of them.
1. Ugggghhhh
https://twitter.com/tinygorgon/status/1118208511975075841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fmillennial-tweets-funny-relatable
2. Let’s not get together
millennial dating
u: hey wyd wednesday
them: working to survive. wyd saturday
u: being tired from working to survive then laundry
them: nice— . (@jaboukie) October 1, 2017
3. Check all the boxes
By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have a:
-job you’re underpaid at
-anti depressant prescription
-Conspiracy theory you unironically believe
-sense of impending existential dread
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) August 13, 2019
4. That’s not depressing at all
https://twitter.com/nyhcmaven84/status/1003832410218401792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fmillennial-tweets-funny-relatable
5. Oh God, no!
millennials as a parent pic.twitter.com/q1HAHkOqza
— putri (@kemitskinan) May 31, 2018
6. Hang on tight
millennials to Gen Z as the recession nears pic.twitter.com/K1w45bpIZi
— Gene Park (@GenePark) August 14, 2019
7. He has a point…
https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1029108279090151424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fmillennial-tweets-funny-relatable
8. Ouch
maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin
— #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) June 29, 2019
9. Quite a difference
https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/1154211439080542208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fmillennial-tweets-funny-relatable
10. Well, good to see ya
How millennials greet each other:
Millennial 1. How have you been?
Millennial 2. Meh. I’m not dead so I guess I’m okay. How about you?
Millennial 1. Same. Same.
Both: *sits in morbid silence for 5 seconds*— Wiggle Melon (@sanitythief) December 11, 2018
11. The nerve of these people
As a millennial I agree that we’re too entitled like, boohoo I can’t afford rent without 2-6 roommates, waaah I haven’t been the dentist in 7yrs, ack I’m so sad I can’t seriously heal from my childhood trauma bc the copay for regular therapy appts are so high. I mean the nerve??
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) February 19, 2019
12. Hmmmmm
Millennial Job Descriptions Be like:
-must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese
-office keg!!
-free snacks!!
-must have 3-8 years experience
-bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred
– good vibes only!!!
Pay: $15/hr
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 11, 2019
13. So true
"hey just following up"
-unemployed millennial proverb
— . (@jaboukie) May 22, 2017
14. I don’t hear anything
millennial culture is driving with your music really loud so you can’t hear all the fucked up sounds your shitty car is making
— echo (@gender_enderr) April 12, 2019
15. The wonders of time
The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird…
1970: About 30 years ago
1980: About 20 years ago
1990: About 10 years ago
2000: About 10 years ago
2010: About 1,000 years ago
2016: About 10,000 years ago
2018: About 1,000 years ago
Last week: About 1,000 years ago— Sandstone (@quartzen) July 2, 2019
Now, get back to eating your avocado toast!