There’s no denying it: the world is absolutely bonkers. If we were to put it to a vote, I’m be strongly in favor of tearing the whole planet down and starting over. I think it’s the only way we’re going to see a clear path to getting society back under control.

In the meantime, it sure is nice to know that there are certain comforting constants out there. For instance, Twitter. Even in 2020, people on Twitter are still making hilarious, half nihilistic, half light-hearted comedy to simultaneously lift and dampen our spirits in the best possible way.

Here are 15 of the best recent tweets from some of the women of Twitter.

15. Rock bottom

For those who don’t know, snooker is like pool or billiards. If I ever learn the difference, kill me.

14. Be a man!

Fun fact: men never get sick. They are always lying about pain. Always.

13. Big kiss

I am also learning this for the first time.

12. Priorities

So, we’re clearly doomed but at least there are good memes about it.

11. Decorative dinnerware

Mostly I just admire your tenacity.

10. Corporate culture

These are the stories 2020 has given us.

9. When will my reflection show…

…who I am…insiiiiiiiiidde…

8. Big brain time

Just don’t let it go to your head.

7. Who helps the helpers?

Weirdly, she got the whole puzzle right.

6. Flamin’ hot

The apocalypse is gonna be delicious.

5. Indecent exposure

What did you expect to see?

4. 8 legged freaks

As an arachnophobe, I refer to all of them as “no.”

3. Smack-tastic

If anybody ever kissed me that loud I’d dump ’em right then and there.

2. Have you heard about this?

He’s getting super mad that we aren’t laughing.

1. The hunt

It’s kind of a spectator sport, but, we all gotta find hobbies.

Again, 2020 – total trash fire. But Twitter? …Well Twitter is also kind of a trash fire, BUT not these parts of it. Follow these funny folks for more ferocious foolery.

Who are your favorite people on Twitter right now?

Tell us in the comments.