I’ve been reading the Bible over and over but I can’t seem to find the part where it explains whether dating apps were invented by God or Satan.
Sometimes it seems one, sometimes the other. I guess we’ll never know.
One definite advantage of these dubious programs though is that we get hugely entertaining screenshots and stories out of them, which frequently get shared online for all to enjoy.
Check out these 15 amazing dating app fails (wins?) and decide for yourself whether they’re heaven-sent or devil-born.
15. The daily grind
When booty turns to duty.
not me finding out I have jury duty through grindr pic.twitter.com/Ao2u4WDVLJ
— Dallin (@DallinMello) July 10, 2020
14. Changing priorities
This is 2020 in a nutshell.
— clintoris (@clintoris) July 6, 2020
I mean, I’ve seen the pill ads but I assumed they were BS.
what does this mean???? pic.twitter.com/jenqGJbTL3
— jordan (@sylphmon) July 8, 2020
12. Prenuptial disagreement
What kind of dadaist poetry flirting is this?
— Colyn (@colynelliott) July 8, 2020
11. Private property
We connect with our loved ones over the things that truly matter.
Found my soulmate on Hinge pic.twitter.com/heH6sR30CY
— The Leaving Song pt 2 (@xlikestarscream) July 5, 2020
10. Falling dominoes
You’re out of your element, bud.
my tinder bio versus the offensive message I just received pic.twitter.com/iXR4BdAEig
— bec ACAB (@afamilyofslugs) July 7, 2020
9. Shot in the dark
This needs to be our national motto for a while.
Never deleting tinder pic.twitter.com/yfKvnEnFQr
— Jessie ? (@jessiemellonn) July 12, 2020
8. Is this the real life
Hi Amy, you’re awful.
Tinder: New Message!
— Harry Cawood (@HarryCawood) July 8, 2020
7. Gotta get down
After extensive research I can confirm that 7/7/20 was, in fact, a Tuesday.
This is my Tinder. Why pic.twitter.com/Q1fI40b9Ht
— Alcoholics Anonymous (@AlcoholicsAnon8) July 8, 2020
6. Inner secrets
You asked for it, friend.
I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.
4. Bear with me
It’s…cute? I guess?
3. Futon fulfillment
All that is old is new again.
2. Opening up
You wanna wine about some stuff?
1. Raisin hell
I can’t believe this worked and I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming.
Welp, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go reinstall Tinder for the 50th time, play with it for two hours, and delete it again. It is the tradition of my people.
What’s the best/worst dating app conversation you’ve ever had?
Tell us about it in the comments.