Wrong orders at restaurants. Annoying roommates or coworkers. These are things most people have to deal with on a regular basis. When these things happen, we can either talk out our differences like adults, or leave passive-aggressive notes like the children we are deep down inside. The following 15 passive-aggressive notes are so well-crafted, they almost make us forget how petty the are.

Almost.

1. “Um, we could have just remade it for you…”

2. I’m sure they love that.

3. “Our new neighbors are bigots. Since regular aggression leads to assault charges, I went with passive aggression. 10,000 lights later…”

4. Must. Touch. Microwave.

5. “My roommate put this on our fridge.”

6. Classic.

7. “My roommate gave me the rent money today.”

8. Fun coworkers.

9. Who does that?

10. It’s a bad habit.

11. What a monster.

12. People gotta learn.

13. If bottles could talk.

14. Gross.

15. Yikes.