How petty am I? Oh, I’m Peppermint Petty. I’m Petty Paige. Petty Boop. I’m Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.


Anyway, however petty I may think I am, I can’t really hold a candle to a lot of the folks in this particular list, who’ve taken pettiness with their spouse, and the expressions thereof to a whole new level of art.

Let’s get down and petty, Twitter.

15. Plate Tectonics

Oh really, how could you tell?

14. Salami is Gone-y

So long and thanks for all the you.

13. Put a Button on It

It took me a second, and then the horror set in.

12. Beerful Blasphemy

Man, now all my bros will think that I can’t hang.

11. The Adjustment

Donut unto others as you would have them do unto you.

10. Rest in Peace

Look I hope I’m not out of line here but WHAT is happening with these names?

9. Light Me Up

Beats talking to each other!

8. IDK

It’s a delicious and fulfilling meal.

7. Whisk Me Away

And you’ll never be able to open that drawer again.

6. Throwing a ‘Fit

That’s advanced tactics right there.

5. Pay Attention

Ok but like how many times per year do you use your SO’s middle name? Like once, maybe?

4. The Invitation

Thank you, I’d love to graciously RSVP for two. You’ll be my plus one.

3. The Plans


2. Spoiler Alert

Hope you enjoy paying $14.95 to watch that one episode.

1. Care for a Cuppa?

Wars start over less, you know.

Man. That is some petty spaghetti right there.

What’s the pettiest thing you’ve done lately?

Tell us in the comments.