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Running into an ex-boyfriend, husband, one night stand, et al has always been awkward, and an experience to be avoided if it would be helped.

It used to be a lot easier to avoid, though, before things like texting, apps, and never changing your phone number became things that everyone had and did. Now, you can delete someone’s number, but if they still have yours and decide to drink too much one night and get bold, well…you might get a text like these 15.

And you’ll really, really wish you hadn’t.

15. Short and to the point.

The only way to do it, if you’re going to reply.

14. It’s not subtle.

But personally, I prefer effective.

13. Never miss an opportunity to troll.

Especially not with an image of U2.

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we have a winner

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12. I really need to know more because I have a lot of questions.

Okay, mostly one…

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Oh cool thanks for thinking of me!

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11. Is it weird, though?

Seems like an enviable feature, if you ask me.

10. If she did, it wouldn’t be with you.

Time to just back away slowly.

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There is no good answer. Move along

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9. That fox’s face is judging you.

So are the rest of us, now.

8. I mean, we all usually appreciate a good GIF.

Personally, I still appreciate this one.

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But what fun would that be?

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7. The best excuse out there.

Also the worst, but there you go.

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there is ONE upside to this whole social distancing thing

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6. The gall of some people.

Spend your own $15 a month, dude.

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Oh so NOW you wanna be nice?

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5. At least he can laugh about it.

That way the rest of us are laughing with him, not at him.

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Purge your fuckboys! Now is the time!

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4. If you have to say it’s not an insult…it’s probably an insult.

Why would anyone think this was okay to text?

3. This is just terrible.

You have to know when to stop.

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I don’t think this is the right approach 🤣🤣🤣

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2. Yeah, there’s no need to respond to that crap.

That poor guy, walking around believing that crap.

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No one says that about you, Chad

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1. I don’t know why but this is hilarious.

You definitely gotta know where your lines are.

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Lets just agree to not waste each other’s time today

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Don’t drink and text, people. Trust me, it never ends up well.

Have you gotten texts like this? If they were awful or you put someone in their place, we want to hear about it!