Look, I’m not a good cook. I’m a fine cook. And the only reason that I’m fine is that I stay in my lane.
I don’t reach beyond my means. I make stuff that I know I can handle not screwing up. Sandwiches, salads, soup, frozen foods, tacos, mac and cheese, the kind of thing that’s idiot-proof.
But for those who try to fly too close to the sun? Well, Reddit is here to expose them.
15. The Melt
Why, what did you think it was?
14. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
Something horrible has happened in this home.
10 years ago I tried to make my first and last gingerbread house. from shittyfoodporn
13. Caramel
How do you make a dessert so bad that Frodo comes along to throw a ring in it.
/u/Skiddle1138 made caramel from shittyfoodporn
12. Wine and Cheese
So sleek, so sophisticated.
11. (Hot Dogs)
Presentation really is everything.
Saucisse de Bœuf Enrobée with roma tomato reduction and a lovely mustard seed aïoli, topped with freshly ground corn poussière and fresh scallions from shittyfoodporn
10. Fine Blue Dining
Walter White would truly be proud.
9. Very Grilled Cheese
I can’t throw stones. Every time I try to grill a cheese it’s either soggy nothing or burnt to a crisp, there is no in-between.
i have now burned 2 grilled cheeses in a row this is so sad from shittyfoodporn
8. Spam Bagel
This looks like when you were a kid and you mashed all the play dough colors together.
7. Little Men
They are in peril.
Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese from shittyfoodporn
6. Simpsons Eggs
You know what would go great with this? A couple of steamed hams.
Eggcellent Smithers from shittyfoodporn
5. Mac and Corn Dogs
Ironically, a child would love the taste of this, but probably wouldn’t eat it because it looked too grown up.
I’d like to think I’ve given you all enough time to digest my take on Spaghettios. So here’s my take on macaroni and corn dogs ?? from shittyfoodporn
4. Definitely Sausage
That’s a space parasite, you can’t fool me.
3. Pancake Burgers
I need a minute to catch up.
Pancake burgers with cheese spread and ketchup from shittyfoodporn
2. Hot dog with Yogurt
But why? Are you looking to get smote?
1. The “Calzone”
My dude that is a bad ham sandwich.
Bon appétit!
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