Look, I’m not a good cook. I’m a fine cook. And the only reason that I’m fine is that I stay in my lane.

I don’t reach beyond my means. I make stuff that I know I can handle not screwing up. Sandwiches, salads, soup, frozen foods, tacos, mac and cheese, the kind of thing that’s idiot-proof.

But for those who try to fly too close to the sun? Well, Reddit is here to expose them.

15. The Melt

Why, what did you think it was?

I hate my mind. from shittyfoodporn

14. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left

Something horrible has happened in this home.

10 years ago I tried to make my first and last gingerbread house. from shittyfoodporn

13. Caramel

How do you make a dessert so bad that Frodo comes along to throw a ring in it.

/u/Skiddle1138 made caramel from shittyfoodporn

12. Wine and Cheese

So sleek, so sophisticated.

Wine and cheese from shittyfoodporn

11. (Hot Dogs)

Presentation really is everything.

Saucisse de Bœuf Enrobée with roma tomato reduction and a lovely mustard seed aïoli, topped with freshly ground corn poussière and fresh scallions from shittyfoodporn

10. Fine Blue Dining

Walter White would truly be proud.

ah The finer things in life from shittyfoodporn

9. Very Grilled Cheese

I can’t throw stones. Every time I try to grill a cheese it’s either soggy nothing or burnt to a crisp, there is no in-between.

i have now burned 2 grilled cheeses in a row this is so sad from shittyfoodporn

8. Spam Bagel

This looks like when you were a kid and you mashed all the play dough colors together.

Rainbow bagel with spam from shittyfoodporn

7. Little Men

They are in peril.

Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese from shittyfoodporn

6. Simpsons Eggs

You know what would go great with this? A couple of steamed hams.

Eggcellent Smithers from shittyfoodporn

5. Mac and Corn Dogs

Ironically, a child would love the taste of this, but probably wouldn’t eat it because it looked too grown up.

I’d like to think I’ve given you all enough time to digest my take on Spaghettios. So here’s my take on macaroni and corn dogs 😎🤌 from shittyfoodporn

4. Definitely Sausage

That’s a space parasite, you can’t fool me.

I swear it’s just a sausage from shittyfoodporn

3. Pancake Burgers

I need a minute to catch up.

Pancake burgers with cheese spread and ketchup from shittyfoodporn

2. Hot dog with Yogurt

But why? Are you looking to get smote?

Microwaved hotdog with yogurt. Yum! from shittyfoodporn

1. The “Calzone”

My dude that is a bad ham sandwich.

The "calzone" I was served at work from shittyfoodporn

Bon appétit!

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