Relationships are, at their core, funny. It’s amusing to co-habitate with another human. To learn their likes and dislikes and quirks, the things that are endearing and the things that drive you mad.

Even better is getting a peek behind the curtain of other people’s relationships, which is one reason we love these 13 tweets so much.

13. It’s funny because it’s true.

Come on, men, even you think it’s funny.

12. It’s time to stand up to the man.

And stand up for the March sisters. Jo demands it.

11. It’s good to do one last check in.

A chicken exit before there’s an audience.

10. Those were…not the things I expected him to say.

You know you weren’t either.

9. Well, if it worked once…

I’m just saying. Don’t work so hard.

8. They should be working hard all of the time I guess.

But also yes their fun is sort of also like middle schools being fun.

7. Straight men really need to make more of an effort.

Especially when sex is involved.

6. This is an absolutely amazing story.

I want to be friends with this totally awkward beauty.

5. No one sees a problem with this.

Not even the tax man.

4. I guess that’s my choice, yeah?

So mind ya business.

3. There’s a good chance their recommendations aren’t the best.

I’m sorry, it’s true.

2. Honesty is the best policy.

If you ask, you pay seems like a good practice to me.

1. John Mulaney is the best.

He hits all the nails on the head.

Humans are so cute when they’re trying, don’t you think?

What’s the funniest thing you’ve learned about your partner since you moved in together? We want to hear it in the comments!