We’re gonna do a bit of a public service announcement here:
If you see a text from your ex, and y’all did not separate on good terms, just. Say. No.
Ex texts are one of the leading causes of:
Phone breaking
Rage tweeting
Ice cream binging
and genocide
That’s why we say: just say no.
But if you DO engage, make sure and screenshot that conversation.
15. Wide awake
Gotta get started early in the day.
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14. Take care
Yeah nobody’s surprised by this.
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13. Picture this
Wow, they really are worth a thousand words.
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12. Out of the blue after all this time
Boy have I got a deal for you.
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11. Oops
Something tells me this was not in fact an accident.
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10. No holding back
Wow, guess that’s what you call radical honesty.
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9. Happy New Year!
I think I know what my resolution isn’t.
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8. Wish You Were Here
Music really is it’s own transcendent language.
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7. A lovely start
Dang, no respite. No forgiveness.
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6. In your dreams
You can go ahead and wait for dream me to respond.
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5. Blowing you off
Giving it up. Sounds like a good call.
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4. When you put it like that
I feel like this shouldn’t need to be said but with all the misinformation out there:
No, this does not work.
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3. Dream on
We are not together, BRAD.
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2. Merry Christmas
And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evenin’ and goodnight.
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1. Did we break up
Gotta love it.
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Remember: only you can stay away from ex texts.
What’s the worst one you’ve ever got?
Tell us in the comments.