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15 Truly Insightful Tidbits from the World of Tumblr

Tumblr is a truly insightful place. Wait, did I saw truly insightful? I meant it’s an absolutely bonkers grab-bag filled with both delightful and horrifying surprises that will fundamentally change the way you evaluate the net effect of the internet on humanity. Also there’s a lot of Harry Potter stuff.

But even I have to admit, I pick up on something interesting here and there on this wonderfully weird website. Here are just a few Tumblr “insights” for your reading enjoyment:

15. How to Play The Trumpet

Step 1: Don’t.

https://www.tumblr.com/mamoru/177353773547/i-have-a-very-annoying-neighbor-can-someone-teach

14. How to Inspire the Next Generation

The kids are not alright.

https://www.tumblr.com/great-hero-yellow/157497043940/greencrook-greencrook-my-uni-students-asked

13. How to Speak to God

Everything was horrifying all the time and that pretty much hasn’t stopped.

https://www.tumblr.com/teaboot/611725328297197568/teaboot-just-shower-thoughts-adam-and-eve-had

12. How to Write a Joke

Still a better script than X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

https://www.tumblr.com/sleepy-ocean-girl/186662378754/badjokesbyjeff-professor-x-whats-your-super

11. How to Care For Pets

Ah yes, it’s me.

https://www.tumblr.com/beddle/183442042642/thc-mx-mechalesbian-there-are-two-types-of

10. How to Practice Proper Computer Care

I’m not a fan of when this happens.

https://www.tumblr.com/sarahsoph/172781645974/mental-ch-illnessme-as-my-laptop-fan-suddenly

9. How to Do Calendar Management

We need to just start over with the English language.

https://www.tumblr.com/brunhiddensmusings/188555596240/advanced-procrastination

8. How to Grow a Child’s Mind

After while, pigeon.

https://mklutz.tumblr.com/post/183663591250/wrathofthestag-you-know-whats-wild

7. How to Craft

This is his best idea yeti.

https://www.tumblr.com/weltinator/190525657599/as-seenon-tv-i-love-working-at-joann-fabrics

6. How to Speak French

Rue the day.

https://www.tumblr.com/teaboot/182814817415/hypallepse-neeetsocks-no-language-should-be

5. How to Pronounce Foreign Words

Somebody get Alexa in here.

https://www.tumblr.com/giggle/186060830243

4. How to Stay Calm

Know thyself.

https://www.tumblr.com/fairycosmos/184048724681/honestly-the-concept-of-doppelgangers-is-scary-but

3. How to Outrage People

Honestly, how dare.

https://www.tumblr.com/flightcub/155369348877/my-three-favorite-things-are-the-oxford-comma

2. How to Handle an Injury

At first I thought this was written from the perspective of a doctor and got very nervous.

https://www.tumblr.com/carry-on-my-wayward-butt/75037263156

1. How to Choose a Pet Name

If you name it Karen she can bark at the manager.

https://www.tumblr.com/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses/186281896302/excellent-reasons-to-give-pets-boring-human-names

I mean honestly, why did I even pay for an expensive college education when everything I truly needed to know was there on Tumblr all along?

What’s something insightful you’ve learned on the internet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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