I will go on the record here and say that I don’t like shopping in general, but I really don’t like shopping for jeans. That’s why I wear the same ones until they basically fall apart and I’m forced to go to the store to get a new pair.
And that, my friends, is NOT fun at all.
If you clicked on this article, I have a feeling we’re in the same boat on this one…
1. It’s not gonna happen. I’ve tried.
Mental health goals: go jean shopping without crying in a fitting room stall
— lindy (@Lindyyay) February 25, 2018
2. Not much room in there.
trying on jeans in the fitting room is an extreme sport
— Christina (@spanishcvndy) September 1, 2018
3. A constant struggle.
jean shopping – the never ending struggle btwn my human lady-body, & some fashion designer's fantasy of what a human lady body looks like.
— Annie Briggs (@anniembriggs) March 9, 2016
4. Why am I here?
https://twitter.com/spaceyholly/status/1185605379805384706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaniellaemanuel%2Fjean-shopping-tweets
5. An impossible mission.
shopping for jeans is so fun because no matter what store or when you go, they will always be sold out of your size and your size only
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) January 6, 2019
6. Like a pair of JNCOs.
#growingupthick buying jeans that fit your thighs so they end up being huge asf everywhere else
— kayeee 🔱 (@kaylaanicole__) July 16, 2015
7. Not anymore!
"Oh, you feel good about your body? We'll take care of that." – jeans shopping
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 26, 2015
8. A miracle!
https://twitter.com/BatBatsh^tcrazy/status/793803431605473281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaniellaemanuel%2Fjean-shopping-tweets
9. Be very careful…
https://twitter.com/hellokaty/status/632239045070966784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaniellaemanuel%2Fjean-shopping-tweets
10. It’s what the kids like.
if I had a dollar for every time a relative made fun of me for buying jeans with holes in them…..
— tayler branscum (@taylerbranscum) December 26, 2015
11. You’re not alone.
Fellas am I the only one that struggles with jeans shopping!?
— Ronin. (@Unkle_K) December 14, 2018
12. Please don’t to that.
https://twitter.com/sleepyyazzi/status/1199772506355159040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaniellaemanuel%2Fjean-shopping-tweets
13. Moving on to other things…
Help I went jeans shopping and instead bought 3 pairs of shoes, 2 dresses, a kettle, and a coffee press.
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) March 9, 2019
14. I’ll be retweeting this.
https://twitter.com/listentoaw/status/661730885201469442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaniellaemanuel%2Fjean-shopping-tweets
15. Hey, doc…
Feeling great about yourself? Ask your doctor if trying on jeans might be right for you.
— Ian (@Big_Cat74) November 28, 2017
Ouch. That was not fun, reliving those painful experiences…
Hopefully another four years goes by before we all have to deal with that again, right?
Let us know how you feel about all this in the comments!