Yes, this is what we live for, fam.
So many tweets, so much time.
Come and get it!
“I’m gonna take a shower”
*45 min later*
— -keagan- (@keaganaintsh^t) May 2, 2019
2. Pure wizardry
I cant afford a gym membership so ? pic.twitter.com/uyteBC6s5m
— Dej301 ? (@_dlew32) April 29, 2019
3. True story. You can teach fish to do this.
Y’all’s fish could never pic.twitter.com/EMbOkd8sJ0
— Catherine Quant (@cataquant) May 1, 2019
4. Because your sister is a god d*mn genius!
Yo why tf my sister paint this on the wall ? pic.twitter.com/iqVBxW3mNB
— Leo Macias (@macdaddymacias7) April 30, 2019
5. Oh, you’re cute…
Coworker: Please can you-
Me, finished for the day: pic.twitter.com/ovEZBaYo1O
— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) May 2, 2019
6. From Old Navy.
I need to ask this dog where they got their cute crop top from pic.twitter.com/GnbCvfi5uB
— ferret gal ? (@_claudiajay) May 1, 2019
7. Cooking up hot stuff!
Tim Cook looks amazing pic.twitter.com/5LNDYFjoiT
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) May 2, 2019
8. Keep! Thez! Frans!
I f*cking hate my friends pic.twitter.com/9AW5ZFMzdX
— Mear (@issamariumali) April 30, 2019
9. This. I can’t even.
My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said
— ABIGAIL (@a6igai1) April 24, 2019
10. lm*o = letting my anger out… right?
yes it does lm*o https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
— cayleigh ?? (@angeryvenus) May 1, 2019
11. Hunger. It does thing to us.
which one of my flatmates is cooking a single chicken nugget … i cba pic.twitter.com/O1rxacxA2o
— holly (@holly_warcup) May 1, 2019
12. That’s probably how it went, yes.
— fatima misses ateez (@ateezoficiaI) May 1, 2019
When you flip the pillow and you lay your head on the cold side https://t.co/eOcZXMbsyF
— Josué ➐ (@hoesuueee) May 2, 2019
14. I’m a god d*mned treasure and the world needs to recognize it!
Me when I accidentally sing ‘I’m the only one of you’ pic.twitter.com/SaSXWQqzhu
— pierce (@redputxtion) May 2, 2019
15. Well, this is definitely meme now.
spinach getting ready to expire on my way home from the grocery store pic.twitter.com/Z3UkerYmC4
— ziwe (@ziwe) May 1, 2019
This is what we do all day.
Because we f*cking can. ?