When you’re right, you’re right. And the tweets we’re looking at today? They’re right.

Mind you, they’re not right in a way that’s likely to change your life or open your mind to new worlds and perspectives and possibilities. They’re more right in the way that’s going to make you groan and wish nobody had ever invented the internet.

But they might also just make you laugh, and that’s really what we’re here for, isn’t it?

15. Feeling grouchy

“Oh hey maybe we should stop treating homelessness exclusively as a joke.”
– the kind of thing society eventually realizes

14. Where’s the lie?

I’m sure I’m wrong about this but it REALLY looks like she’s taking pictures in front of a urinal.

13. Isolated populations

They probably have no exposure to a BUNCH of diseases we’re aware of, which is why y’all gotta LEAVE THEM ALONE.


12. Cake or death

Hey, the math is never wrong.

11. Save the date

I agree with this, but as an American, I must remain committed to formatting everything stupid.

10. Getting trolled

Will he give me Wall-E, though? I really much prefer that one.

9. Art history

“Screw it, I’m pretty sure I’m mostly noses.”


8. Spell it out

Man that is a level of drunk most of us can only aspire to.

7. Name games

I don’t know what I expected.

6. Dead serious

I think Reading Rainbow might have been a little less magical if they’d have phrased it like this.

5. Funny noises

And make sure you scream it really loud, that’s the key.

4. Poetry in motion

And you gotta put SO much effort into it.

3. Botox blues

This…this just makes me feel sad.

2. Hazel

Some bunny thinks they’re very clever.

1. Economics 101

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime…

Ridiculously correct through and through.

What’s a technically correct fact you’re aware of?

Tell us in the comments.