Does the world around you seem to not make much sense anymore? Or maybe it never did and you’re just now realizing it?
It can be pretty disorienting. Like you’re in danger of falling into the sky. But never fear, because today we’ve got some funny tweets to help you make sense of a whole ton of topics.
Topics such as…
15. Women’s rights
Hey man, whatever gets you to the right answer.
just tripped at target and a child laughed at me. worst fuckign day of my life this is@why im pro choice
— jermy (@notbaldanymore) June 25, 2021
14. Growing pains
I swear to heck there are fourth graders more worldly than me now.
the preteen phase is most definitely dead cause why me and this 11 year old got on the same outfit rn
— Dove ? (@lovedoveclarke) June 26, 2021
Actually don’t overthink this one, it’s never going to make more sense.
Dudes are in line for the Hunter Exams https://t.co/3stS3WsOzp
— ? (@CityPopEnjoyer) June 26, 2021
12. Creative writing
It’s a rich tapestry of allusion.
The spongebob writers really had to make this joke ? pic.twitter.com/vSmBzWoKP0
— Scientific Sandy (@ScientificSand) June 26, 2021
This is how you know you’ve got too much money.
idk man there's gotta be another way https://t.co/8970iTStdN
— daniel. (@phntmd) June 26, 2021
There’s always a way to cover your butt.
“omg i’m so sorry i’m just now seeing this” – me lying
— °ª (@_whhy) June 26, 2021
These are the games we play, and they’re all worth it in the end.
she FINALLY texted me after 20 hours now ima make her wait 40 seconds ?
— juju ? (@ihyjuju) June 26, 2021
8. Traffic safety
This is how you really get a message out.
aight now Virginia, that’s enough. pic.twitter.com/ohqWrQRe8v
— muva reese (@ReeseTrece) June 26, 2021
7. Summer fun
“I made it!”
That’s the sound of a man with a new lease on life.
Girls: “Idk how I keep getting random bruises on my body”
Also girls: pic.twitter.com/uU5PQRJ1fh
— Bri?n? (@brian2grimey) June 26, 2021
Stay thirsty, my friends.
This heat got me like: pic.twitter.com/vdba8N7WTq
— ⚡️???⚡️ (@KillahKey69) June 26, 2021
5. Pet care
Once they get a taste, it will never be the same.
“No Mom, I have NO IDEA what happened to the Mac-n-cheese!” pic.twitter.com/nOH1fsy7k4
— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) June 26, 2021
Gotta show off my life while also keeping it carefully hidden.
Whoever I’m alone with https://t.co/YDswKZGD2c
— born in the fire of chaos (@KrysMcFly) June 26, 2021
Those are from another dimension.
distressed?? the pants are traumatized ??. https://t.co/Tsr1mdzzsH
— ☆ (@222xen) June 26, 2021
2. Substance abuse
They’re all in mint condition.
tonight i will forget pic.twitter.com/FvWIskrav3
— mangoochie (@grovymango) June 26, 2021
1. Social anxiety
It takes up most of my schedule.
sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird
— xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon) June 25, 2021
I don’t know if the universe makes any more sense to me now, but at least I laughed a few times.
Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?
Tell us in the comments.