Welp, it’s that time of day again. The time when you find yourself scrolling through tweets and just sort of admiring how great they are. How funny. How true. How…twittery.

This particular batch of tweets is from some of the funniest women on the platform, and we hope that you enjoy them as much as we did.

Let’s get into the funny, shall we?

10. Plugged in

If you plug it in the right away around on the first try I’m pretty sure you’re automatically granted a doctorate in computer engineering.


9. The Stanley effect

I’d never considered this before, but you are absolutely correct.


8. Decisions, decisions

Great, now I have a new thing to ruminate over.

7. The basics

“Sorry, not everybody made the list this year.”

6. A game of telephone

I dunno, a lot of America seems to think this is fine.

5. Oh, man

I guess I have probably never said the word in jubilation, come to think of it.


4. That escalated quickly

Pharaoh was a scab.

3. Cats and dogs

Whatever your dog’s name, you’ll have to actually call it, frequently in public.
A cat wouldn’t answer to its name for all the treats in the world so it literally doesn’t matter.

2. Shoot my shot

Will someone please take me home?


1. Check it out

I have so many ways to do this thing I hate!

And that, friends, is a quality Twitter time. Thanks for joining us.

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