There’s way too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with it all, and you’re busy with your real life anyway.
But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!
It’s just 12 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).
Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.
Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.
Whatever.
12. Dat face
This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.
He really ate me tf up in this picture. pic.twitter.com/a6xEJq689d
— Thee Anime Guru (@aprettyPR) July 18, 2020
11. Get a leg up
Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.
https://twitter.com/DivineTonio/status/1284471924073156608
10. Came-NO
This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.
What would you do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/swD3Dxxpgp
— CameoFails (@CameoFails) July 19, 2020
9. Picture perfect
The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.
people who post pictures to the reviews section of online shopping websites: the progeny of heaven await you with open arms. you shall be seated at the right hand of the father, anointed by grace. may you be adorned by a cloak of righteousness, bejeweled in perfect love, such tha
— jo (@cowboypraxis) July 17, 2020
8. Me and my baby
Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?
https://twitter.com/dykeneyspears/status/1284403305058193408
7. Kitty control
Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.
https://twitter.com/kisstheriot/status/1284368820434608128
6. Oh nose
Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.
https://twitter.com/xylesmavier/status/1284233685630201856
5. Late night
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.
https://twitter.com/Rick76_/status/1284817416325931009
4. Manic panic
Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.
If I could describe my mental health in two pics this would be it pic.twitter.com/rGjMv2zJgn
— Mimi☁️ (@ameliagraceeros) July 17, 2020
3. Plate tectonics
This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.
https://twitter.com/mtvcell/status/1284539725043445761
2. Ritual cleaning
No thank you please.
Imagine doing dishes with that view💚 pic.twitter.com/TTyJn9M7kA
— phoenix (@luckyphoeniix) July 18, 2020
1. In this economy?
Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.
https://twitter.com/ahanfull_/status/1284529093258760195
Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!
Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?
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